News flash for you broads.....suck my cock
if not youll get poped and suffacated with a filty sock
After that here comes the philadelphia pepper pot
Then smash you wit a bus so now you wanna boycott
then serve ya ass to the locals like a tennis shot
And after that ima leave ya carcus in a vacant parkin lot


Weapon: a movie seat

Look man


yo im beast when it comes to nigga takein my seat...
exspeaicly when im sittin tryin to eat...
Now ill pick it up Shove it ya Nostrulz...
Leavein No Cure for this bitch in the Hospitalz...
Now i think he dead how far i shoved it down...
now i gotta hide copz lookin for me around town...

Next: A Burger From Mcdonals

Look imm dis loose cannon wit da Burger
he bein a bitch

Loose CAnnon is the 1 on my list wit this burger...
Niggaz dont know there can be some Serious Murder...
If WE Eva Battle 4-0 on my record let the bitches Scatter...
Niggaz Scared of a Little BEEF it doesint MAtter...
Now u a pussy ill tak the burger pussie ass bitch...
im sikk to kill u wit it when i get it theres ass shit and piss...
so i make u eat u ask what it is its a Speical Sauce Sir...
Exsept when u eat i put poisen and Cum in ya Heard...


lol^^^ :laugh2:

Next Is Gonna be:Vacum Cleaner

Told ya dame yesterday to take a nibble at this weiner
Caught a misdemeaner for whoppin her wit a vaccum cleaner
She still caught these nuts resembling a wide reciever
Then grab her labador retrever and feed em to the mountain beavers
Hospitalized the mic cause im corrupt
Sorry to be so abrupt but bitch shut the fuck up

Weapon:barts skateboard

i'll take an extension cord & rap it round complex illness necc & hang him wit it just cuz i'm bored
den while he is hangin in da air take a skateboard & slap his bitch azz wit it all ova his body like a whore
he'll b a slave gettin hiz trick azz tortured when i sticc dat skateboard up his azz & let him get a taste of sum of wood
str8 get his ho azz slaughtered 4 fuccin wit a nigga like me just cuz i could

da next weapon is a nose :spit:

niggaz die when I sneeze, Im a loose canon/
in the middle the night like punchline prince having complex actions/
My shit comes out like ropes that'll hang a man/
than I swings off of shit like a druged up spiderman/
couse my green plated slugz blast thru anything bullet proof/
first it was eyedentdy, now they gonna need somethin bugger proof/
but first U'll see bodys twisted, all covered in Blood and DnA/
I over did it and accidentdly smacked this nigga in tha face wit my brain/

Next weapon..... Reagon's spine

I was an ushur once, that shit aint realy go well/
battlin loose Canon in a 4 by 4 cell in jail/
He lost gully like, did'nt know what went through his mind/
all I know was, I was carryin Reagon and Canon tryed to drive by/
the taxi driver said fuck that, and jump out the driver side glass/
I had know choice but to reach in the casket, and throw Reagons spine at his ass/
I dont give a fuck, shit go a head and quote me like I aint jokin/
it hit'em in the face, the spine juices had'em chokin/
I picked it Up and swung it like a Shou-lin Munk/
then he went to the back of the cab and pulled a spare tire out the trunk/
then I split this nigga from his legz up to his jaw/
now we takin him and reagon in the same box but heres mad room cuz dis nigga had no balls/

Next weapon......My foot long Dick.

hum now how am i gonna do this well ill show you how it is/
eyyedentedy proof has his little foot long dick/
fuck this ill rip it and just fuckin beat you with it/
now dont lie you know it'll hurt/
cause the shit just came from a dirty ass scerve/
so dont fuck wit me cause i just greguated 2 Jay Z blueprint 2.1

yo usher an't the shit just a lil bitch wid lil small dick/
with his corny lil rhymes dat vapourise and stick/
im tuning these players into little fuckin quiz/
decompose them till there till there scremin insane/
i'll rip dem up them wannabes like a great dane/
i an't got time to catch up cuz im on a train/
cyphering wid des fools isn't exacly practical/
no one understand my thoughts im mistical/
you get stunned im to dam nice an attractable/
give me ur best shot, be shot in ur dot/
wid a bullet hole, the size of ur fanny hole/

haha

this bitch dont leave weapons, his record is shaimful enough/
Id hang up my mic to dry if I ever lost that much/
and he repin a mad dog diss, trying to pop up a mirical win/
U have a better chance at eatin ur fairy godmother out wit mirical whip/
tryin to ryme when he cant type out sillibals or make word connections/
I finished more battles than Jesus's crusificual life sentince/
hay crazy, my dick is longer then the Sapranos DVD collection/
I'll rob U for Ur social secrurity pension, and no joke/
crazy needs a job, Even his rapper cant pay rent cuz they both broke/

Next weopon........The crazy one's "rap Book" or piled up napkins, what eva U wanna call it. ha ha fuckin ha

They always told me that looks can be deceived/
I never knew that napkins could leave people deceased/
But lookin' at crazy one's rap book got me ta see/
Napkins are no longer to help people to eat/
I'll spit shit from his book that make niggas drop dead/
From bad rappin. Hey, that's what the guy above said/

Next: An American Idol Marathon

I battle while whachin my Idols, alllllll on TV/ ha ah
Fuck that, Im recording this on tape while I already got it on DVD/ ha ha
I wach Jame, Justin, Jone, and Jenny, all in one nite/ ha ah
I'll admit Jenny makes me bust a phat one on my stomech on site/ ha ah
wanna talk about Battles, wach dez guy duke it out/ ha ah
Oh My God, James did not just put that extra high collesteral donut in his mouth/ ha ah

Im sorry.......... I cant do this stupid shit no mo..... I have pride and shit. but I tried.

Next weopon, Jason mask, overalls, and a chainsaw.
sound familiar?

Don't fuck around suited up head to toe killa style
Start the chainsaw up and take it to ya mean-while
Ya try run away but no gay's escapin' a faggots fate
Cut off ya balls and dick serve them to you on a plate
Pain I create it from nothin' like I was created from
take it out on you cuz I can drop atomic bombs
and will, across ya neck chain rips n' blood spills
see ya later next time bring ya self-defence skills


Weapon: Bottle, steel-cap boots

yah cant 'hide' or ull be commiting 'suicide'
like a retard on gone spastic like a asian with slit 'eyes'

yah face will get 'stomped and shattered' and 'chompped and splattered'
from my *steel caps* while yah body get 'Launched and hammered'

i see tha blood 'run clear' and tha 'sun dissappear'
in the mist of the steam rising from the chroded 'lung and extera'

Next weapon :baby rattle