I tripped and landed in the fire after tackling a trash can. w00t.

I answered a thread for collabs with VillagePimp...

...Lol I'm playin', but when you gone holla at me about that?

pierced my nuts with a crawing pin, but in the same night i trod on a broom and hit myself in the eye, put my nuts on a spinning bike tyre and shaved my hair off......

all for a video camera :( not a good night!!

had sex......................

well On my B day a week ago alomost I had FINE ass strippers at my house and I was FUCKED UP and the bitch put her ass in my face and told me not to spread her cheeks so i spreaded her cheeks and put my thumb in her ass!! lol and she turned around and choked me with her legs!!! lol

^Funniest thing he's ever done drunk was tell the most asinine lie imaginable...case in point...

ok then its a lie when it really happened faggot!!!! :nono:

OK, well I'm sure Your girlfriend would be happy to know that (she's the one on the left by the way).

if thats true, thats some funny "arse" shit.lol
but if its a lie then your quite sad....

it aint a lie homie!!! :thumbup: its nothing but tha truth but niggaz on this site clown on u cuz they aint ever got pussy they just make threads to be cool!!! :thumbup:

hahah^^..this thread is pretty played and gay