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kid, pick up a fuckin' mic, how many times I gotta say it? you already proved you do audio (lmfao) so lets battle kid. Audio. any site I don't care. weerd... |
most of em were good. num 3 waz wack..
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funniest joke ive ever heard was...
Cali was dope ahaha |
damnit niggas make a joke ...I wanna laugh.. I miss fiya
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ahhhh..... y does michael Jackson get so much plastic surgery done???
. . . . . . . . . So he cant be identified in a line-up (heard it before his recent situation) Wat the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt turn to ashes wen u put it in the oven Why is Stevie Wonder smiling all the time??? Because he doesnt know that he's black! How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? By rearrangin the furniture ahhh cant think of any else right now that are really short like those |
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Dont Realli Recall N e Punch Type Jokes But These Mom Jokes Wass Funni As Hell..
Ya Mom So Dirty She Gotta Creep Up On Bath Water.... Ya Mom So Old She Sat Behind Jesus In 3rd Grade.... Ya Mom So Ugli She Went Ta Haunted House And Tha Pepl Came Out With A Aplication... Ummmm...Ya Mom So Poor She Goin In Kfc Ta Lick Pepls Fingers Lmao.... These Wass Funni As Hell When I 1st Heard Them............ |
^..i cant even understand what the fuck this kid is sayin! shit, u got bad grammar.....neways these were funny as.
Why is Stevie Wonder smiling all the time??? Because he doesnt know that he's black! lmao! How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? By rearrangin the furniture thats just plain mean. lmao..u got funny jokes fux. or maybe im just too drunk! heh |
Since When Wass You,Mih English Teacher Talkin About Mih Grammar?
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Yeah hi gotz sumz jokes yo kthx whassz iz dis datt u mother so ugly telephone cablez so funny wen i 1zt hear'ed dem |
ok, here's the funniest joke...
"What's old, saggy, and lookin for sex?" ANSWER: ME!!! |
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^lmao, funniest shit I saw all day |
funniest joke
young buck raps lol..................... |
helen keller joke had me lmao
next Definitely Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..." Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown." Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks: "Does a fart have lumps?" The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!" "OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..." |
Closer to God
A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?" And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off." The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?" And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!" |
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