how many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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wanna go bike riding?

A chicken and egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on his face while the egg is frowning looking pissed off......

After a min or two the chicken says smugly, "well i guess that answers that question then..?"

^ haha, that one is your best so far

thnx, theres plenty more where that came from.

Why did Michael Jackson go to K-Mart???

Because he heard little boys pants were half off!

^^^^^^ LMFAO


A chicken and egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on his face while the egg is frowning looking pissed off......

After a min or two the chicken says smugly, "well i guess that answers that question then..?"

I dont get it?

^ answers "which one came first"

Nah, i dont think so. Try harder my friend.

ahhh lmfao!!! wouaaa

Funniest part was the title.. :thumbup:

yo the funniest jokes were the puppy love one, and the prostitutes nose being runny the rest were really that funny

The Killer Joke
 

This is the one......

Why do women have vaginas?????

So men will talk to them!

puppy love thing kinda funny

michael jackson thing funny 2 though

thanx end4u,

how do i get a sig as good as yours tho?

who did that for ya?

Yo i got one... How does Michael jackson pick his nose? Outta magazine.