Lol yeah right. She had the opportunity to over the summer. That friend of mine and I rolled up to her house to chill, and my phone fell on the couch. Thing is, this was before I had my own phone, so it was really my mom's. So the girl picks it up, and the conversation goes like this:

Her: Does this have text messaging on it?
Me: I don't think so, but if it does you're not using it, 'cuz it's my mom's phone
Her: I'm gonna text my friend
Me: No you're not *reaches for the phone*
Her: Yes I am. Leave me alone, I'm on the phone

So at this point I'm mad - she's about to use my mom's phone to text message her friend without even asking me. So I punched her in the side of the head, grabbed the phone and said to my friend "we're leaving." Then on the way out, I opened her fridge and stole a can of biscuits. Can you believe the nerve of her!?

the fuck wrong wit you, punchin ya girl in the head? you evil boi.. and stealing her biscuits, she dun even have breakfast.. ~_~ you evil, evil man.

My girl? Whoa, no way...that crazy bitch will never be considered "my girl", lol. And she had more biscuits anyways...

That.. When you like someone, and know they like you, instead of just fucking them/going out with them (wichever way you roll) ya'll gotta start playing games and shit... and then get mad when the guy gets furstrated andends up fucking another girl

This is the TRUTH!

That.. When ya'll wear high skirts/low cut shirts/tight pants with a thong, and I come up and say "Damn nice legs/nice tits/nice ass", I just get a slap, like your wearing that shit cuz it makes you feel good bout yourself? HELL NAH, you wearing it cuz you want guys to be noticed, your a fucking skank, and then when they compliment what you want noticed, you bitch slap them!


^^^^^^^^^^ That was the truest one there......... cuz wat? are the girls wearin that low cut shit to impress their girl friends??!!? lmao...... its NOT comfortable..... it def. dont keep ya warm...... i mean, there is no other reason really that gettin attention form guys and to have guys think u look hot..... so WHy the fuck do they get pissed wen u say they look fine.. they look nasty at u sumtimes..... and its like "wtf..." u know u wearin that for guys attention

the other thing that should be on there.... is wen ur talkin with a girl and theyre like "ANy girl would be happy to have you" or "Youd make the best boyfriend" or "ANy girl would be the luckiest one in the world to be with u," or "I wish i had a guy like u (or sumthin like that)" but they almost NEVER like u wen they say that shit.. like u even try and flip that shit around on em sometimes..... like "u wanna be the luckiest girl?" or sum shit like that...... and they act like ur kiddin, or wat they sed didnt apply to them, it applied to every OTHER girl.
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ohhhhh and OMFG LMAO to wat 9th sed....... LMAOLMAOLMAO

wtf if she given you head an you aint gotta eat pussy for it.. then thats a good thing aint no dude love to eat pussy....

Werdness JAck... you bumped up 4000000000000000 cool points with me.

ya i'll edit more in and shit, and fux, the girl that said that to me had a boyfriend, otherwise I woulda fucked her by now, I never had a girl say that to me unless she had a boyfriend.. my new one is sooo fucking true

never ever, ever, eat out a Mexican chikc...

like taco bell shit and whatnot...

^^ Ahahaha, yea, i'll remember that

And look, I'll give ya'll a quick story:

Now look, aint no bitch gonna get an orgasm if you don't play with her pussy, and if she don't get one, when she tell her friends bout "that night" she just gonna be like, ya he was ok, instead, ya he was soo good, and I had a girl come up to me once after I fucked vanessa, and she was like, vanessa says you good at eating pussy? saying it like a joke, so I say jokingly back, ya why, you want to find out or something? And then she looks all serious and is like yes. No one is arguing with a free fuck without having to do ANY working at all

u aint never get laid anyways wtf you talkin about

fuck her gettin an orgasm as logn as you getin off fool

ay man, I got a lot of free fucks foo' from friends of girls and shit.

what their ex boyfriends?

lol, damn straight foo'