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rofl you self centered fuck. |
Doomsday told me some of his pimp tales
He's the truth. =/ |
Gosh Doomsday.......Or mark w.e. you want to be called.
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i just got this 1 pick up line i use...
"hey baby, iz it just me, or duz this rag smell like chloroform?" werks everytime :cool: werd |
Like I said on the webcam thread:
Man, I was flirting with this girl on my friend's webcam, shit was dope. I was like 'let's play Halo 2, if you know what I mean' and she's like 'sounds...kinky.' And she's giving me this sexy look. And I raise to my feet and put my hands together like a gun. "You do the same." "Okay, I'll play, baby," and she does the same.; And I'm like "go scout ahead for the flood." And she shrugs and walks around. And I make shooting sounds with my mouth. "I shot you in the back with my shotgun, hoe." "What the fuck, dude?" "You're dead, bitch!" "Man, fuck you." As you can imagine, she blocked me. |
Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I did that shit five more times.
I'm like 'The Flood swarms you, I take the only escape pod' 'wtf' 'I accidentally trip and a plasma grenade sticks to you. You explode.' 'man, you're a fag' That kind of shit is the reason I have no GF. |
There must be a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.
^ That's a good one. XD |
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me, self centered?? eh, woudln't put it liek that. Just that sometimes I don't value other things as you might :cool: I sometimes look back on the shit I did like "dman, you believe that shit?!" and how could I NOT appreciate it. I don't go braggin about it like "look everybody, look what I can do :jumps in the air:", but I'll reflect on it like "dman...you believe you did that?". Word to the mammy. Quote:
LOL dman, I completely forgot about that, lol. Nice dog soc. Quote:
either one. won't make a differnce, lol. You cna call me one and I'd still be the other :evil: |
Lol, alright mr. 2-face.
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nah, one face. two minds. Doomsday's a business man. So mind your business. Man. |
Lol..........................
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Coming from loads of experience with a 90 degree penis |
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sorry playa. there is a such thing as game. some girlz don't respond to good lines as well as others, and some don't respond positivly at all. u just gotta find the right girl. the girl that ur lookin' for(if u feel like exercisin' your game), is the one that wants the same thing out of the relationship as u do. |
damn, i should write a book.
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