ehh mahn, nice hat

interested in joining a bobsled team

I need to hug a Drakel with perhaps some pescado.

i ran out of pescado last week....i used it as bait to trap these raccoons, which kept stealing my chicken breasts

So did you use pollo to ward them from your chicken?

i was out of polo as well....all i had to my advantage was an abundance of point zero baseball caps

Unfortunately they were made of swiss cheese, and we all know holed pandas.

- headbangs so ferociously to Bliss 'n Eso 'This is For You' that he accidentally knocks several children unconscious...by 'accident'. -

*turns it on*

*sounds of little children hitting the floor echoes the empty halls*

*i begin to sing along*

- I begin to sing along to the sound of dropping children. -

*gets out a pitchfork to cleanup*

LOL @ This kat.....dayum famz...i never expected you too look like that

i was leanin towards a fat 12 year old kid from punjabi

meh, i was close

Lmfao, you thought I was fat? =/

Wtf @ kids actually thinking I cut myself though, lmfaooo, I guess those idiots didn't notice the "Emo Sucks" on my arm.

Like I said, I was too busy being captivated by your abs.

this dude iz fukin crazy