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well im publishing a coloring book, wouldn't do you good considering you prolly can't color inside the lines |
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:( Two fat jokes in 2 minutes. Fine *drinks diet water* Bastards |
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before I get the bangin with the fo fo, while I run the game, and your game is just so so |
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Wow. And coloring inside lines has anything to do with is..? It's elementary school...kinda like how your rap is. Fucking dumb ass... |
oh no here we go, rev on the flo,
indeph likes pills buried in the dough. |
Hey LE :( Its a broke day but everything is ok. :(
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And put dro and coke in my will though.. I toked beer over a cliff and I still flo I'm ill yo |
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Hmm. Nice. Hey, is that ugly ass cat your cousin..? Kinda looks like you. |
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That insult didn't hit at all, sorry man. |
oh no, heres colby n that spic iz loco
slugs frum tha fo fo gon hit tha po po werd |
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yea because cats can reproduce with humans...im not into beastiality like you LE save that for your other forum |
i keep ish on the low low
can u mess wit me, hell no no. :nono: |
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realised I'm fat and gettin mo roles.. put down my snow cone and worked out at gold coast |
Seppuku with a frisbee
Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today. But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it. Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend. Step 2 Clean the Frisbee. Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream. Step 5 Get really super pissed. Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial) Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard. Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it. Step 9 Wait. Step 10 Die. If you succeed, everybody will be like “Holy Crap!” step 5 ![]() step 6 Step 8 |
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