Don't forget the bagels.

I'll fucking jump down your throat and stomp on your liver.

listen here fucktards.....

if anyone farts and kills a bug around here....its me

I'll slap your spinal cord with a steak.

Oh yeah, I tried to fuck a bagel, but it was too hot. So I gave it to my friend for breakfast.

so wait.......did it burn your penis?


penis burn is a bitch

You fucking pile of pyloplasm

Yeah...I put it on my dick right after it came out the microwave.

ouch.....i put pop tarts in my corn hole

So Tiffany said "Shut the fuck up coon." And you can quote me on that quote.

It fucking worked. Yo...Wtf happend to the birds?

Shes kinda shady.

man....i thought white guys where supposed to have huge testicals...and a little penis....

then i look at myself in the mirror....and i have the tiniest little testies.....and a huge penis that covers both of the twins up...i just dont get it

I know the feeling. Its like, i got 2 little grapes for balls, and another arm for a penis. :(

Well that was funny.