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Magic5 12-28-05 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Hopesfall
Yeah, in a water canal. Nowhere to wipe.


Yeah, that is pretty much the worst time possible for a caught up dump.

Sobe. 12-28-05 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted by One Man Band
This thread is so wierd... but yo...

I hate the ones where you havent done a shit for like 3 days, so the air gets into your asshole sometimes, must be during farts or something, and hardens the bottom of the shit into a rock-hard, stone-like mass. So when you do eventually shit, that tears the asshole, causing much pain. Then straight after that, a whole lot of moist shit rushes out and burns your asshole... fuck those ones.

Dude..

You have a crazy asshole.

Incineratedrose 12-28-05 04:04 AM
Yeah, and tends to tear the walls of your anus.

Magic5 12-28-05 04:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by One Man Band
This thread is so wierd... but yo...

I hate the ones where you havent done a shit for like 3 days, so the air gets into your asshole sometimes, must be during farts or something, and hardens the bottom of the shit into a rock-hard, stone-like mass. So when you do eventually shit, that tears the asshole, causing much pain. Then straight after that, a whole lot of moist shit rushes out and burns your asshole... fuck those ones.


Yeah, I know what you're talking about. You're all glad that it's over after that rush of dumpage pain, but then the fluid shit just follows up and all the slight tears and stuff in your ass is just covered and you're like, "What the fuck?!" Those ones suck pretty bad, I must say.

Sobe. 12-28-05 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted by lyricalflowz
lol commical thread. lmao @ Mimesis telling Drakel to shut the fuck up. haha

yeah, it was funny :rolleyes:

Germ 12-28-05 04:06 AM
no man, it hurts for like the first 10 seconds, then slides out cause your anus i pertruded with a massive log of shit

Incineratedrose 12-28-05 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted by lyricalflowz
lol commical thread. lmao @ Mimesis telling Drakel to shut the fuck up. haha

You wanna post an experience? if not, then shut up and leave.

Magic5 12-28-05 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Sobe.
Dude..

You have a crazy asshole.


You must be an amateur dumper or something, then. Every man faces the tear of the dump.

Incineratedrose 12-28-05 04:07 AM
Yes, i saw a little red on my turd once..

Magic5 12-28-05 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Drakel
no man, it hurts for like the first 10 seconds, then slides out cause your anus i pertruded with a massive log of shit


I think I've only experienced that once or twice. For me it either hurts like no other the whole way out or it's just a smooth ride.

Germ 12-28-05 04:09 AM
green shits means your sick and you ate too much....or else you're just fuckin weird

Sobe. 12-28-05 04:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Mimesis
You must be an amateur dumper or something, then. Every man faces the tear of the dump.

Nah, I haven't faced anything that severe

Maybe we are just two different types of dumpers

Incineratedrose 12-28-05 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Mimesis
I think I've only experienced that once or twice. For me it either hurts like no other the whole way out or it's just a smooth ride.

oh i hate those once. the hurting ones. UCK!

Magic5 12-28-05 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Drakel
green shits means your sick and you ate too much....or else you're just fuckin weird


I've had quite a few of those in my day. Just like, forest green and stuff.

Germ 12-28-05 04:11 AM
where they're so big, they just hurt like a fist punching yo9ur anus the whole way through


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