lmfao..........

i just wear shoes 5 times bigger than usual, walk up to a girl and be like yo i got big feet and she'll be eying ur cumstick all up (incase u dont know girls always think that guys wit big feet have big dicks)

Word Yo Thats How Girls Feel About Me Since I Wear A Size 15 Sneak

lol will the rules dont apply to u :)

this works for me

"hey can i see you?"

"girl - uhh?? yeahh???"

"alright great how about tommorow?"

wow @ yall niggas' lines actually working....sexin bitches wit down syndrome n shit...smh

That's almost crazy enough to work.

Nah Yo All Mih Girls Are Correct Nothings Wrong With Them

lmao i was just kidding....but yeah if the girls u fuck wit fall for wack ass lines like sum of the ones that have been posted (with the exception of oh sharona's) then theyre either breezies, or dumb as dirt, or u gotta phat dick >.< but im guessin its the second one

Lol Iight If You Say So But Why They Gotta Be All That

I just go up to girls and punch 'em in the face. If they duck in time, then they're my type.

lmao^
@ too e zee - cuz they just r :)

Me: so u wanna come over to fuck and eat some pizza?

Ur Mom: Sure

*goes to eat......... pizza*

Hahaha, the fake proposal works everytime.

pssf @ you setting up this thread for "booking" advice.



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