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Yo momma so ugly that she looked at the mirror twice and broke it both times.
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Funny as fuck thread...
Started goin downhill real fast right after you hit the yo momma jokes... |
What do you call a black pilot?
A pilot you fuckin racist |
Eh... this is sorta crossin the line but
How do you get a black person out of a tree? Cut the rope |
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Desktop."
Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'." |
A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the white girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, bitch!" The white girl complied and started sucking her dad's cock. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore dick shore tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"
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Fucking gross ass shit.. lol
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I get most of mine off of www.resist.com
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http://www.joesjokesite.com/jokes/f...how_joke/13_295
Gettin mine from there ^. Nice legs! What time do they open? |
Whats wrong with 2 whitemen driving off a cliff in a pickup truck?...
Theres room for atleast 4 more :) |
4 Black people in a pontiac.. drives off a cliff, whats wrong?
A pontiac seats 7 :thumbup: |
What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven. |
wow................Jesus would smack you if he was jewish.........
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What do you call a gay white person??
Ike. OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH |
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