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Tha Q. 04-06-06 12:06 AM

Yo momma so bald head, she put on a turtle neck and looked like a busted condom!

-Substance- 04-06-06 12:06 AM

lmao at that bottle cap one.....

Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!

Logic The Goonie 04-06-06 12:06 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Babylon~
to momma's so fat.........she tried on a "sean john" shirt..........and it said



SEAN JOHN

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL

AHAHAHA, that was dope

Tha Q. 04-06-06 12:07 AM

Yo momma so fat, she put on some BVDs and it spelt Boulevard!

KOOL COL-B 04-06-06 12:10 AM

yo momma sweats so much, i ramp her tits on a sea-doo, werd

~Babylon~ 04-06-06 12:10 AM

lmao! @ q's joke........


yo mommas so dumb she took the aptitude test.........and got a -3

-Substance- 04-06-06 12:12 AM

yo momma so old, jesus won't forgive her sins..............since she never paid him back 3 bucks!

Logic The Goonie 04-06-06 12:12 AM

Yo mommas so fat that when she ran away they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

TeamOne 04-06-06 12:13 AM

yo mommas so stupid, she took the pepsi test and failed

alil spin off of the other pepsi test one

-Substance- 04-06-06 12:13 AM

yo moma so fat, when she said i'll get the 6 packs at the party....
....everyone laughed and said "bitch you got them hangin off your stomach"

-Substance- 04-06-06 12:14 AM

lmao at the mil truck one


yo momma so fat, she couldn't be on a or b team, she was c-z

KOOL COL-B 04-06-06 12:14 AM

yo momma so fat, she look like Socrates wif a wig on -_- werd

~Babylon~ 04-06-06 12:15 AM

lol....................



yo mommas so ugly she ran into a brick wall.........and looked better

Tha Q. 04-06-06 12:15 AM

YO momma head so small, she got her ear pierced and suffered brain damage.

~Babylon~ 04-06-06 12:16 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by -T. Skillz-
lmao at the mil truck one


yo momma so fat, she couldn't be on a or b team, she was c-z



:laugh2: .........................


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