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Yo momma so poor, she cooked last night's dinner in last YEAR'S bacon grease. |
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sup wit your siggy nigga????? you gotta get one of them shits pimping OYD nuk nuk -Don Tito Bronsky |
Yo momma so dirty, they use her at army bases to simulate desert combat.
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Ahahaha, that was good props for that one. Yo momma so weak and fat, she can't get up to piss so she just goes in her bed, now known as the Nile. |
^^YO momma so dirt cheap, she brings coupons to the dollar store.
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^^Yo momma is so ugly, she put her picture in her car to chase criminals from stealin it
Lmao..lol i started an epedimic |
^^Yo momma so black, Dupont named a new color after her, "Midnight Fright"
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YO momz So dayum POOR... ............................................She Kudn't Afford Salvation ARMY klothez....... hollaatchagerrl -truth- |
^^your mama so fat that she scared away godzilla
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Yo momma so bow legged, they use her to fortify underground tunnels.
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Yo Momma So Old, she dont got milk in here titties no more, she got sour cream
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^^your mama so old that her fossilized turds have been dug up dating back to the jurassic period
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yo mama's like a t.v., turned on by little black knobs.
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Yo momma house so small, she stuck the key in the front door, and unlocked the back door!
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