^^Bro, yo moms so cheap, she recycles dirt.


WTF

Yo momma house so dirty, PLEDGE broke its promise.





lol

Sorry I haven't posted a response in a while, but your mom wouldn't let me get off the god damn phone with her.

^Yo momma so stupid, the bitch burned to death on a life raft.









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Yeah, 'cuz yo momma's breath so fuckin' hot it caught the shit on fire.

^OOO...I see you stopped wackin off long enough to reply


but umm...

Yo momma breath so stale, when she brushed with FRESH, it changed to FUCK!

Yo momma so loose, you just fell out at birth.

Yo momma butt so tight, when she shits, the turds come out with her name pressed on em.

Yo momma head so big, she fucked up my fitted cap.

That's not even a joke, she's bogus for that shit.

YO momma hair so nappy, her relaxers have to be mixed with botox to work.

Shit, yo moms gotta wear a hairnet in her panties.

Yo momma doesn't have a landing strip, she has an airfield!

Yo moms so dumb, I asked if I could hit it and she thought I was threatening her.

Yo momma so lazy, she refused to refuse to do anything.

Man, I asked your mom if she had a cell and she was like "sell what?"

That's why yo momma's fleas all have collars on them.









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