That Shit Sound Hard..... Ugh I Think It Was A Convertible

Or maybe some one shot them in the head and put them there......

i got one.....

You draw a deep breath. It is your first day on the new job. You had been worried sick for weeks before your new boss called you to say that you'd made it. Only one other person applied for the job, and she is not happy that she did not get it. It seems Fortune smiled on you, but not on her.

What was the name of the person who interviewed you?

damn g..lol thats one answer..the other is that the doors were open..

answer to unfulfilled's is fortun

good...damn mine must be easy as hell....lets see....

Invitations are mailed to his whole class of 30 students for a boy's birthday party April 31st. No one comes to his party. Why?

There Isn't A Address?

Now if a b*tch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch
and gets forty dollars, includin a five dollar tip
How big was the dick she just sucked? (Say what?)
Say how big was the dick she just sucked? (What?) !!!!!!!!!!!!

Now if you take a glass of water then add two cubes of ice
you should see the cup's water level slightly rise, right?
You need to watch what I'ma show you (Watch this)
You need to look closely at what I'ma show you
(Listen to this right here)
If you remove every living animal out of the sea
then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?
This means the planet wasn't ................??????????????

Rofl!!!!!!!!!!!

^^c'mon now..I know we got some bis fans here that can answer that shit !!!

question: was it your dick she was sucking????
If so what size jeans you wear???
What size shoe you wear???
And if you put on a mag does it look like your dick has on a shower cap???
or a rain coat????

which one????

lol.....jp..... :thumbup:

the answer to my last one is that there is not April 31st.....

here is another one.....

When traveling for two weeks last year, Susan visited friends in China, Egypt, Holland, Sudan, and Scotland. Earth was simply the best stop of all! While traveling, Susan did not use any form of air or water transportation. How did Susan do this? Where is she traveling?

She Walked, Caught The Bus? Or She Used The Globe To Travel One Of Them Fake Jawns

nah....she was in Texas.... :thumbup:

Yo I Swear To God I Was Gonna Say She Called