Listen to luciano...

Green tea dude.

Stop smoking.

Ya, I did a hair sample drug test.

But the drug only shows up if you haven't cut your hair for a long time. Some forensic scientist told me if you shave your head, then it will disappear.

That's not an option.

Bullshit.

You guys are fucking morons... I just did this 6 months ago to get my job... I got my brothers piss, and put it in a tuperware container. Then i got a nut cup, put it on and put the container in it... I put some handwarmers i got from kmart around them, passed.