lmao .

a broken dick is possible....

you never long dick a shorty before???
not no quick short rapid stroks...
i mean LONG DICKING like u smash it all the way in hard body then pull back till ya shit just comes out the pussy and then ram it right back in???
shit i have...
and my shit wasnt broken but since i wan dummy Hard and into it..
one time i pull back to far out and when i went to smash it back in I miss the whole and hit that space between her pussy and asshole and I WAS FUCKING SCREAMING AND CRYING FAM NO LIE... THAT WAS THE WORST FEELING EVER AND WHAT MAD EIT WORST... IS THAT U EVEN HEAR IT SNAP LIKE YOU CRACK'IN U'R KNUCKLES... WORD ON EVERYTHING I LOVE...
I WAS OUT FOR THE COUNT AN JUST BEING HARD STILL WAS HURTING LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER....

so yea i kind of understand what he mean by a broken dick...
it took me like 4 days before i fucked again after that...

Fucking ouch man

OMFG I think I just piss'd myself.

OH MY GOD OUCH

holy shit owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Pretty good homecake

How bout you?

Lol the penis is like a muscle not a bone, basically it wouldn't break, but you'd tear the muscle.... which sounds even worse to me :shocked:

Headgames that was you before right?

for real shit hurt like a motherfucker lool

No it isn't, she just gives bad head.

Worst thing that ever happened to me, which really I could call the best because it's funny as fuck was during a visit to my girlfriends place when she was at university. It was the end of the day and I was just tired as hell and she was wide awake and wanted to go at it. So I suggested she should just ride me for a bit then maybe I'd be able to get into the mood to get going. So she is on top of me and everything just going at it and I was so fuckin' tired I just fell asleep. Thing is, she had no clue because the lights were off and didn't find out until I started snoring. I thought it was rad.

Find out it was a man...and then I stuck with it.










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not cuz i think u would nut before.... cuz i think the girl would lose all feeling in her mouth :-p

I was drunk as was she and we were fucking and she stopped and was like, I can't do this i'm in love. I was like alright and dick whipped her. SO in a way it was a goooood yet bad experience