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JTR 12-16-07 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Nejji Bangaz
ur so0o0o0o gay


Oh hush Nejla I know you want the cum explosion :cool:

J. Luth 12-16-07 02:55 PM
^duhhhh, seeing as it is one of the lil things that come with that kind of profession.

JTR 12-16-07 02:58 PM
You're JTR's bitch too, now you dissing your job? That's it no paycheck this weekend, bitch.

Chris Stylez 12-16-07 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by JTR
huh? I know what happens already, you jerk off into her face and she gets covered in your goo, then you stick it back in and fuck her for a bit while it drips off her face, yeaahhh booii


Somebody been watching too many eps of Blackteensexploited.com

WhoAmI 12-17-07 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by strobe
If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious


lmao another pearl of wisdom

JTR 12-19-07 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by KOOL COL-B
...... you like, cum, but it duzznt come out, n then you move yo finger and tha pressure build up makes it shoot out. i just used tha index finger on tha hand i wuz usin, cuz i had a phone in tha other hand. it duzznt hurt or nuthin. it wuz kool. ... werd


LMAO I KNOW WHO U WERE ON THE PHONE WITH

JTR 12-19-07 12:47 AM
Why couldn't strobe say hilarious things like that back when RV was actually active and cool?

p4ntzistheish 12-20-07 02:33 PM
Strobe is actually alive? Heh I guess I owe Sam 5 bucks.

Jay Rose 12-20-07 03:00 PM
for the dumb kids who said where would it go indepth was sorta right it goes back up thru into your stmouch but then its just let loose into your body until i breaks down....

and another tid bit of knowledge is if while your jerkin it dont go down the whole shaft....if you focus on just the tip area it helps trigger the fuckin chemical sent to your brain (the name escapes me at the moment) that is associated with the release of the fluid excreted from your prostate gland...meaning that when you do bust not olny do you have some krink in a hose effect you also have more fluid shooting out making the spray radius stronger and further.....cuz that fluid white stuff is from your prostate its not actually the cum or anything....so yep ...happy head hunting

JTR 04-09-08 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by 286
for the dumb kids who said where would it go indepth was sorta right it goes back up thru into your stmouch but then its just let loose into your body until i breaks down....

and another tid bit of knowledge is if while your jerkin it dont go down the whole shaft....if you focus on just the tip area it helps trigger the fuckin chemical sent to your brain (the name escapes me at the moment) that is associated with the release of the fluid excreted from your prostate gland...meaning that when you do bust not olny do you have some krink in a hose effect you also have more fluid shooting out making the spray radius stronger and further.....cuz that fluid white stuff is from your prostate its not actually the cum or anything....so yep ...happy head hunting


no moron it doesnt go back into ur stomach... I do that sometimes when I finish jerking hold it at the tip, run over to the toilet and let go let it shoot out into there and flush ya dig

Blay'all 04-09-08 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by strobe
If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious

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Originally Posted by SPuL™
^LOL damn son, Strobe be mutilating them bitches yo

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ that and this whole thread.

SUPERVILLAIN 04-09-08 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by JTR
Aye, im thinking bout this... when you fucking ur bitch and pull out when you bout to come and start stroking to bust on her face...

Say you hold the hole shut with one hand and keep jerking the shaft with the other til you orgasm what would happen?

Would it build up and then explode all over her face in a single shot when you finally let go?

Cuz if so... then next time I see my girl she getting the cum explosion of doom lol


^^^see, what yo do is this:

1) tie your penis in a slip knot.
2) have sex and cum several times (for build up).
3) fight off the 'after sex' piss session (for pressure purposes).
4) put on safety goggles.
5) brace yourself securely.
6) do a handstand (gravity helps).
7) pull slip knot.
8) blast away.
9) clean up mess with 9 towels.

^^^oh shit. i forgot. before step 1, your supposed to lay a sheet of plastic down in the room. it makes clean up easier than having to steam clean the drapes and carpet.


the super

JTR 04-09-08 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Jumpman
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ that and this whole thread.


it's cuz I make godly threads strobes posted in like 5 of my threads over the entire duration i've been on rapverse, and considering he NEVER posts i'm sure I hold the lead for that lol

Terumoto 04-09-08 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by 286
for the dumb kids who said where would it go indepth was sorta right it goes back up thru into your stmouch but then its just let loose into your body until i breaks down....

and another tid bit of knowledge is if while your jerkin it dont go down the whole shaft....if you focus on just the tip area it helps trigger the fuckin chemical sent to your brain (the name escapes me at the moment) that is associated with the release of the fluid excreted from your prostate gland...meaning that when you do bust not olny do you have some krink in a hose effect you also have more fluid shooting out making the spray radius stronger and further.....cuz that fluid white stuff is from your prostate its not actually the cum or anything....so yep ...happy head hunting


you know so much factz omg!

Kirk 04-09-08 11:01 PM
This thread is pretty impressive.


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