uhh.. thats not his mother.. have you even seen that beast i doubt you'd wanna even maui wowee her..



but if you like fat 50 year old bitches then be my guest maui wowee her ALL YOU WANT!!!!

rofl

it's pretty funny that fat tits vp thought his homeboy fat tits cali was worth talkin to

maybe u can fly out to see him....or vice versa...

shit,shawns offered up to fly to see me AND poetic so maybe u can be his next rendezvous

thats why we let colt maui wowee that bitch.

I roll with the island bitches.



You just wish you could get this pussy. :hitit2:

those bitches are ugly as shit n they look middle aged

.. when you say roll with island bitches i certainly hope you dont mean the dude in the center.

RRRROOOOOFFFFLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

nope.

but i did come across your baby pictures.

ew. not much has changed.

that looks just like cali!!...looks like he just came fresh outta the test tube.

No, this is Cali.

id say that double chin certainly resembles urs,n so do the size of those tits...u sure that wasnt taken on halloween

Nope. We don't celebrate Halloween on the Islands.

Thankfully we don't have any hideous creatures like you on the Islands either.

...so let me get this straight.u're a fag,a dragqueen,u got tits, and u have multiple personalities one of which is hawaiin.....what a combo

Three words: Diversify Your Portfolio.

And no, you have it all wrong.

...shall i make up a name n pretend to be from zimbabwe?rofl

Swim trunks were like $10.00
DC Hat was free, found it laying in my basement after a party.
Rented the Canoe. Like, $50
And actually, the turtle probably costs more than that. It's a rare species yo.
And these titties are priceless. Who knows how much McDonalds & BK went into making those bad boys.