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8-off 05-11-03 02:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by inspire
lookin for shit to bite?! j/p
heres some wordplay for ya

take your shit ova to the right thread... bitch

^^now thats fuckin ill...


yea it kinda is lol

NuclearConcepts 05-11-03 03:27 PM

These are all audio...

'I'ma take an hour and put this homosexual's cock in an electrical socket and support gay power' - Warbux

'Sorry Deacon, your the weakest link.. and i'm a chain smoker!' - Warbux

'I'm down right fierce like a hadoken' - Warbux

'Get smacked so hard, the tooth fairy will say fuck it and leave a master card' - Warbux

'So afraid, I bet I made your skin crawl and take baby steps' - Writeous

'Never felt what you writin.. so when you go to spit, i got so many bones to pick, i think ya skeletons frightened' - Ill Chris

'For my next adventure will I crescent wrench ya? Or take it old school and snap ya neck like PEZ Dispensers' - Ill Chris

'...so foul when I'm spittin'/
That the radio edit sound like the emergency broadcast system//' - Classick

Theres a lot more.. but I dont feel like quoting them all.

IceBerg420 05-11-03 04:43 PM

If I ever stuck it to any siger in show biz/
It'd be Jennifer Lop-ez, and Puffy u know this/
Sorry puff But I wouldnt give a fuck if this chick was my own mother/
I'd still fuck her wit no rubber/ and come inside of her/ and have a son and a new brother/ at the same time/ and just say that it aint mine/ What's Muh Name!?


--------Emenim aka Slim Shady

One of the dopest and truest punchlines ever said, becuz on the real I'd prolly do the same thing. J.Lo a bad ass hoe ya feelin meh?

NuclearConcepts 05-11-03 04:46 PM

^Idiot.

Baron Mynd. 05-11-03 06:32 PM

^ aaaaaahahhahaha!
Word man.
He needs to learn what punches are.
Good looking on the Bux and Chris stuff though, you heard Bux vs Peter Parker? that shit is fucking dope.

8-off 05-11-03 07:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by IceBerg420

I wouldnt give a fuck if this chick was my own mother/
I'd still fuck her wit no rubber/ and come inside of her/ and have a son and a new brother/ at the same time/ and just say that it aint mine/ What's Muh Name!?


--------Emenim aka Slim Shady I'd prolly do the same thing. J.Lo a bad ass hoe ya feelin meh?


^about the most distrubing thing ive heard on rb, and he's probaly proud of wat he jus said :eek:

Lowd Mowf 05-12-03 09:06 PM

Okay, some selfish promotion by me, and then punches I liked by other people.

"When you said you heard Cire in the ride, I jus' figured you triggered my car alarm and took it in stride" - Lowd Mowf v. Cire

"Do it on or offline, cough time - but you don't have the balls, and if you do, you better get off mine" - Lowd Mowf v. Mouf Off

"Man, I can't stop it - I left 1 heart broken, and round 2's next, like 'best friend' lockets" - Lowd Mowf v. ..tHe ReAsOn..

"But when it comes to round 1 winner's, quoth the raven, never More" - Lowd Mowf v. M0rdechai

"I don't even know why I bothered - Kids disobey their parents all the time, nobody listens to Father" - Lowd Mowf v. Father Flow

Okay, that's enough of picking lines of mine I remember. I don't like a few of those, but they are the ones that went over the best in each of those audios.

Now what I like by other people.

"I understand you name, 'cuz I wouldn't wanna take credit for that shit either" - Warbux v. Anonimous

"Your corn rows are fucked up worse then the ones in 'Signs'" - Warbux v. Calliz

"You couldn't blow by me, if you gave head beside me, you little goofy bitch" - Point Game v. Typhoon

"I saw Mowf in so many man holes, I thought he was a sewer lid" - Psicobabble v. Lowd Mowf

"I don't have Junior Ruth on the phone, but I'm calling Point a sister" - Warbux v. Point Game

That's all of my tops.

*~*£-DuB*~* 05-13-03 12:10 PM

Lyrically u can't hack it, skills, u definately lack it//
Ur so GAY, we need to put u in a STRAIGHT jacket//

LiLB-WeeZy 05-13-03 12:34 PM

i don't know lol

NuclearConcepts 05-13-03 04:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by *~*£-DuB*~*
Lyrically u can't hack it, skills, u definately lack it//
Ur so GAY, we need to put u in a STRAIGHT jacket//



That sucks..

.... You fake faggots\
Your mouth holds more nuts than straight jackets\\

Mental God 05-15-03 03:35 AM

__________me vs 13th deciple_____________
i can hear you spittin, ..........but it aint comin from your lips\\
now that i listen closer..... its from in between ur hips!\\
u got over 600 posts, and you only been here a month\\
i smell somethin fishy, and i think it might be ur kunt!\\

__________me vs BRABBIT______________
cause im bout to serve you raw, just like a sushi bar\\

__________me vs Castillo_____________
my rhymes are tighter than a fat girl in spandex pants\\

we went over the border, and smoked out a mushroom cloud\\
but since you are mexican, when we tried to get back over you werent allowed\\
they put you in a mexican jail, were you met your boyfriend tito\\
and now every single night, you suck sour cream out his burrito\\

how are those? just some quik ones i found from my previous battles

KroNoX 05-15-03 04:19 AM

hehehe got my favourite one in my profile :P

Mental God 05-15-03 04:27 AM

lol that shit was against me too, punkass lmao

Q 05-16-03 02:43 PM

^ LOL ILL

Mental God 05-18-03 03:39 PM

who the fuck is Q?


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