^Yo momma so fat that when I pissed her off...I had to take two trains and a bus to get on the bitch's good side :0D

This Thread Got Very Played Very Quick. I Like Lethargics Best Tho

^lol

i dont have spots.

yo mommas so fat she has to wear two watches, one for western time and one for eastern time.

Your mommas the only person who can have a hand in Africa and A foot in Australia at the same time.

Your mommaz so ugly she had to tie a porkchop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.

your mommaz so fat that she cut her wrist and gravy poured out.

im 16 an single

The Next Master Blaster ^

^lol...

Your momma's so ugly, when she was a kid she thought her name was DAMN!?

I Take Back What I Said.


Let's Cyber? :hump:

huh?

I'm 16 and single but the momma jokes are the best thing in this thread

^^You startin to sound desperate

lmao..yo yo keep da momma jokes comin....ey how bout dis.... ur momma so fat she had to use europe as her tannin bed.

u so ugly when u was born ur momma was o what a treasure and ur dad was lik yeh lets bury it....

I like my girls classy and also nasty. Drop me your resume and ill see if you get a spot in my team.

Good luck

im 40 in a 4 year olds body