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best pick up lines.... um...
Wanna study math tonite? we can add ya bed, subtract our clothes, divide ya legs, and MULTIPLY..... and then theres the bets one of all time.... did you live on a farm cauz u sure no how to raISE A COCK |
^those are awful
what you need to do is go up to a girl and say DAYMN Girl, now THOSE are some child-bearing hips |
LOL i see some nice lines hear
but ya'll know 70 percent of the time pick up lines don't work right |
lol @ BTK's lines.
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Lmao at Bugz Bunny's ..
.. but yeah, i dont really have any certain 'pick up' lines, just tell her she look good. Simple. Just walk over and find something she's wearing etc and try to go off that like .. oooh, yeah i get some of my stuff from there to .. you know richie? blah blah .. just idol chatter like that. Make conversation. I hate chicks that get scared to even talk .. haha .. |
*christmas time*
gimme a christmas kiss |
"If your right leg were xmas and your left leg were new years, could i visit you between the holidays?"
1luv. |
hi ur sexy.suck my dick.or i'll give you an std
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or do a kobe.
just rape her no words involved |
^The strong silent type....
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linez
"fuck me if i'm wrong, but is your name yolanda"? ME-i have a special watch that can tell you aren't wearing any under-wear chick-yes i am ME-oh, must be 5 minutes fast ~peace~ |
Typical night of Fgee on the pull:
Find Girl.......Talk.......Show off savalry.........Buy her a drink Get down on the dance floor......walk her home........ ....Rape her in a dark alley.......Retract member.... .....Realise its actually a man. |
she was speechless...
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*slap*
"get the fuck in the car bitch..i wanna get laid already" |
^poor attempt to follow in gee's footsteps
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