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this thread should be called "When newbies attack, part I"
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nah nah it gotta be....
Watch out for my madalion, My diamonds r wreckless, feels like a midget is hangin from my knecklace -Ludacris |
"im so raw i could get aids without stickin it in" Canibus
"you already a pussy, you might as well give me syphilus" Canibus and who could forget...... "im mike jones, who? I'm mike jones, been a baller before i even had a microphone" ^^thats some small pox shit right there, ill as fuck |
i put in a clip and u'll get yours ....50cent
i been paienly waitin 2 make it thru all da hatin... eminem |
those lines are weak..
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Big L slow? HELL NO....bitches get fucked on the roof if i dont got a hotel yo....
big L (freestyle with Jay Z) |
Your cunt's wet, and your pants-are-soaked-wit-it,
I don't discriminate, even cancer-hoes-get-it, So open up while I cram-your-throat-wit-it, I want you to suck this like the antidote's-in-it. - Copywrite |
I ran thru every bitch in my path,I was fuckin chicks in the ass when I was six n a half - Big L
Ayo its L the harlem pimp baby,fa real I got more dymes then that Sprint lady - Big L There it is plain and simple,like Jigga my game is mental,while slow niggaz betta know I blow they brains out they temples -Big Pun |
adfs
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nah nah it gotta be.............Wack as fuck NEXT!!!!!!! |
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i hope with every rhyme in my body u not refer'n to me |
Ooops, sorry I lied...Im number one, two, three, four, and five-KRS-One
Cause times are hard on the boulevard, so I bogard and never get scarred/a God but it seems like im locked in hell, looking over the edge but the R never fell-Rakim My flow is too hot to handle/I light you up, blow you out like candles-Rakim It aint hard to tell, i excell then prevail/the mic is a contact and i attract cliental-Nas pretty much ne thing Rakim has dropped...ne thing on Capital Punishment... oh..and that Pinacle guy is pretty dope too.... |
The funniest line ever wrote was by Twiztd off psychopathic records:
FAT PEOPLE ARE HARD TO KIDNAP The best self glorification ever wrote was by Biggie Smalls off no limit records(CAN'T REMEMBER IT COMPLETLY BUT YALL KNOW IT: BIGGIE SMALLS ON A HIGHER PLANE LIKE CLIFFS TO AVALANCHES IT'S THE PRAYIN MANTIS |
i was always little but i never got bullied,
the first nigga you seen wit a bulletproof hoody- Jae Hood Fuck the labels lets go street, and i dont like Beans but fuck it Kiss gone eat - (Beanie Sigel Diss) Jadakiss niggas cant stand you sigel, and your flow is mine anyway so dont bite the hand that feed you - (Beanie Diss) Jadakiss 17 doing crack time its gat time, i bust at your life support until i see a flatline- Jae Hood |
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It would actually be..... Well, excuse me, my dear, for arousing such an uproar within the mind of herbal wackness. Take ten minutes to laugh, bitch. Take two minutes in order to get your own dick out your mouth, and then eight additional minutes so that you may stop choking on my penis. Are those words spelled well enough to meet your standards of the English language, sir? |
'Fuck a 1 - 2 Mic check, here's a 1 - 2 uppercut' - Con Psy
'Ya stuck in the pits like Jennifer Aniston' - Mareko 'Who you gonna find doper then him/ w/ no pen, just draw off inspiration' - Jay Z 'Like a running back, get it man, I'm straight off tha block' Jay Z 'There's so many wack cats driving my patience/ like ambulance officers' - Mareko |
anythin by big L
"I got slugs for snitches,no love for bitches, Leave thugs in ditches when my trigger finger itches" |
fuck the bullshit MUH-THUGGA lets battle then
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ill shit
big l- "this kid that owed my money i didnt take his life/ instead i tied him up and made him watch me rape his wife big pun' "smokin ganja up in bible papers/ see how high the lye could take us/ through the eyes of john, christ, elijah jacob" nas- "i switched my motto, instead of saying fuck tommorow, that buck that bought the bottle could have struck the lotto big pun- "ill rip your arms out of you shoulders and tell you to hold on" these are just a few sick lines.. ill be droppin more later |
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"I got Pokemon guns cause they peek-at-chu" - me
"Niggas act so chickien, they should come wit a larg drink and a biscuit" - canibus ....So in da slugfest i get physical like physicians, invisble like magicians wit mystikal mic traditions......Wicked wizzadry like a sourcerer wit no remorse for ya when i torture ya throughout the course of my orchestra, so feel the voice a my spiritual images slicin' up an enemies appendages till hemreges........ Eminem |
talib kwalei- "your mothers like roy jones cuz she raise chickens"
lol easily one of the funniest punchlines ive heard and this shit also by eminem was tight eminem- "you couldnt make the crowd throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers" common- "your mouths like a party cuz everyones "cummin" |
if u aint will'n to die then y should u live cz when p load'n the shotty u hide'n the kids- styles p
only neo is me no cleo could see my future if she did i'd shoot her- juelz santana in my hood we was taught not to say who shot ya you saw the flash, u heard the shot, u feel it burn'n? I GOT YA- 50 cent the |
"Y'all against me is dragons versus ostriches
Totally proposturous, like abortions, i kill stupid kids before they act up" - C-Rayz Walz |
Juelz santana is fuckin shitty as MC dont ever quote him again
in a section named illest lines..... 360 degrees of unadultarated battle rhyme, u must be inebriated wanting to challenge mine - Chino XL Flawless victory,u niggaz cant do shit to me Physicly lyricly hypotheticly realisitcly - Big Pun |
"My Waves make ladies sea sick
I'm "So So Def" like a J.D. remix"-Paul Cain "I Bust In Ya Eye So You Can Watch My Kids"-Fabolous "You only gon wind up dead tryin to prove shit I put chalk around ya head like a pool stick "-Lloyd Banks "You reach and I'll put a dot on ya head like its part of yo religion"-Lloyd Banks |
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Chino has so many doper lines than that I don't know if i have a fav line, there are so many nasty lines 2 of my favs are Eternally verbally, I have numbers succumb to time-outs In rhyme-bouts you'll have to dial a 9 just to get a line-out ~ Wordsworth I know you work out, ya chest and ya back-all-nice But the 12 gauge will have ya 6 pack-on-ice ~ Jadakiss |
coz verbally..im iller than an aids patient-NAS
u must be smokin pesticides..coz u damn sure buggin-akinyele nas is like ..half man half amazin-nas AKINYELE is undoubtly the king of punchlines...those who dont know hom, his from ueen NY. |
isn't there an Akinyele that made a song about sucking dick?
"Put it in my mouth" or some shit? HAHAHA |
I Remember That Shit Lol^^^
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" I'll Put More Holes In You Then A Jamaican Tanktop"-Jae Hood
" I Got Niggaz Wantin See Me More Then The Remains Of The Towers Niggaz Is Cowards Im On The Grind Every Hour"-Jae Hood " I Put Holes In Niggaz Face Like Ski Masks"-Fabolous "I Only Know 1 Person Better Then me hold UpThats A Taddle I Cant Count My Own Shadow" Big Daddy Kane "If I Fart On A Track I Bet YouThat Shit Gonna Sound Good" Big Daddy Kane "Im Droppin Shit Like A Pigeon" Biggie |
^^^^^^^^^ALL BUT TWO OF THOSE LINES SUCKED. jae hood and fabolous are garbage.
"Tha hot shit i'mma keep supplying til niggaz stop waiting for Pac 2 stop hiding" _joe Budden "Niggaz is riding it so much i had to open up a new lane on my dick" Jadakiss on that PAc rap phenom shit (even though Jada aint rhyme it wit shit) |
Never read the Qu'ran or Islamic scriptures
Only psalms I read was on the arms of my niggaz -jay z- I was out the door, pouch full of raw, an outlaw mentality Men gotta do men things for men salary Bad Boy, not Puff or Mike Lowery, damn B.I.G. woulda been proud of me - jay z |
"im sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow"
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jaehood and fabolous garbage? heh..
Gunman yur fuckin retarded.. yu make the most ludicrous posts and comments.. |
wat i kno u aint just say jae hood is garbage, maybe fabolous but d-block is on sum crazy shit, and you got alot of nerve too becus you are qoutin joe budden, you bitch
Hip-Hopology nigga sign up 4 a course |
fabolous is trash, straight up
Jae Hood is nice though |
hiphopology on Jae Hood? haha nigga don't make me laugh. Jae Hood is trash, his voice sucks, he can only rhyme about guns and killing. This from a man that said "i can hit you wit a gat the size of a sub from subway" the rest of Dblock is dope, Sheek Syles and Jada are nice but Jae Hood sucks and u all keep proving me right when u quote his garbage. Joe Budden would lyrically masterbate on Jae Hood
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"Why on TV its aight to be gay/aint that like my gun got a right to be waved/If i can blast off and free a cypher of slaves" Styles P "U think i give a fuck what u herbs say when i got the nigga that u tring 2 be (Jay Z) watching my wordplay/"JadaKiss--he said that cuz on Blueprint 2 Jay plays on Jada's "Got a hungrey lawer that'll eat tha case" Line.which makes that line dope "Nowadays everybody wanna be pac/til they ass really get popped and they die on the third day"Jada "4 albums in 10 years nigga i can divide thats one every lets say 2 two of them shits was doo one was aight and the other was illmatic/thats a one hot album every 10 year average"Jay-Z killed nas with that shit "what are you doing jerk/u aint get the memo i changed the game lyrics matter again so u can stop doing pushups and go grab ya shirt"--yours truly |
I house niggaz like light skinned Africans during slavery - Chino XL
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My IQ so high it aint no number its a sound - Chino once again
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