getting shot on the nuts cuz up the ass youll die.

smokin weed or drinkin liqua.

Smokin Weed

Getting Bit By A Black Widow
Or
Getting Beat To Near Death By A Gorilla

lawn grass for sure
and for the other one..... both at once...
an ye id go the gorrilla..

gettin run over by a steam roller feet first
or
drowning in wet cement

getting ran over......

ryde 50cents dick

or

ryde dmx dick(who touches my dmx...is dead)

hmmm i say havin lil kim ride my dick...


Pringles
Or
Doritos

^^lol........pringles


getting a plastic sugery

or

getting circumsised

Getting Plastic Surgery, Need My Knuckles Fixed, I Broke Em And They Perm Fucked

Dieing By Choking On Something
Or
Dieing By Drowning....

first of DORIYOS ARE THE BEST CHOPS EVER MADE....remembe that

die by chokin on something...


Bleed to death
or
burn to death

bleed

Falling Out Of A Plane With A Parisute
or
Getting Eatin Alive By An Anaconda

with out a parichute.. it'd be fun on the way down ROFL...



getting you dick sucked by a hot chick
or
getting rode by a hot chick

sucked

Being A Dog
Or
Being A Cat

Cat...so people can rub me pussy :D


Being a floating turd
or
being a flushed turd

Falling Out Of A Plane With A Parisute

Fighting 3 guys by urself

or 1 thats 100 pounds heavier than u...

lol at terd... hahaha.... 3 guys

Being Able To Fly
Or
Having X ray vision

being able to fly :D



having multiple orgasms like women, that last lesss that a second (oooo)
or
having one long orgasm that last 15 seconds (OMG)

having a 15secs orgasm


being locked in a freezer

or

being locked in a oven

freezer

Being Crushed
Or
Blown Up

that fucking sucks man.. blown up


Ham
or
Bologne

crushed


being slapped in public by ur mom
or

getting beat up by ur gurlfriend in public

ROFl beatup by gurl in public lmao...


CHicken
or
beef

is that rethorical ?... food- chicken


40' Of Bud'
Or
40' Of O.e

40 of KB ;)


Half Empty
or
Half Full

half full

Black Lighter
Or
White Lighter

lol

a black lighter......lol


listen to nsync

or listen to the back street boys

lmmfao

BLSACK LIGHTY :thumbup:


White Women
Black Women
Mixed Women
Exotic Women

Cry me a river wit 50 (justin, he in nysnc lol)

Gettin Stabben In The Face
or
Shot In The Knees

Shot in the knees...my pretty face is safe

getting your eyes brows ripped off
or
getting your mustache ripped offf

errr........i care about my face......but i'ld like to be able to shake it so i'll need some gd knees............damn........stabbed on the face


errrr........shutting the fuck up

or being pissed on

mustache... cuz you wouldnt look normal wit out eyebrows

Lime Diease
Or
Food Poisoning

Food poisoning.. had it before and it SUCKS..but id rather not die :thumbup:


Shitting a 4 foot turd
or
getting raped by a four foot dick

LMAO 4ft terd..

Paper Cut
Or
Hang Nail

paper cut

armpit hair like don kings hair
or
pub hair like don kingz hair

lol damn.... armpit.. than im cuttin it lol....

And Nail Hammered Threw Ya Dick
Or
Balls Smashed With Sledge Hammered

nail through the dick (like just some skin)
screw ya moms for $1billion or kill her

$1 BIllion? Shit count me in!

Become rich & famous as a rapper
or
Fuck Pamela Anderson & Paris Hilton at the same time

rich and famous rapper.///then i could buy them ;)


getting you ears Ripped off
or
getting you dick forskin burned really bad

fuck my ears that away I couldn't hear y'all gay shit

Kansas City
or
St. Louis

St.Louis

Eating fresh horse shit
or
Drinking motor oil

drinking motor oil.....

getting shot thru ya mouth

or getting shot str8 on ya head

hed

givin ronald mcdonald a bj
or
givin curnel sanders a bj