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^Ya momma dries laundry by hangin' it on the stove...
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Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway,......
. .nah fuck that . Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller .,,,!!! |
^Ya momma fo'head so big she don't have dreams...she has movies...
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a Mac 10 is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
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^Ayo, good shit. RV look out for round 2 next week, but right now I'm goin' out...wit ya momma...tell her not to wear the fishnet stockings this time, they make her legs look like swiss cheese...
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your momma's so fat when she walks into a room
in the morning all you see is darkness:) |
aight last 1,^^nice but i tried ta take ya momma out but shes so ugly she tried to take a bath n the fuckin "water jumped out"!.pc
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Aight last one, about Authority...
His momma play badminton wit crippled kids... |
everything about him is straight kid...... so he walks behind a coat rack and people think it's his dick! |
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whoa..your witty it's like a reflection of me:D |
ya momma so old i tol her 2 act her age an she died
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^Ya momma look like Skeletor on the Subway diet...
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His mom, his mom, Hi-hi-his momma is sooo..... fuck, got nuthin left
. . . . . . . . . . . ^^^^ wtf was that??? |
Fu"x" is just a word.....
but the x in your name is the closest thing you will ever see that represents a fux:) beotch!:D |
ma ma pand shut the fuck up
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looking at your sig is the only way you flow2crazy beotch!:)
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your family so rancid smellin,ya'll make right guard turn left....!!!
^^lmao.owned,..... |
^Ya momma so dumb she thought she needed a ticket to ride tha soul train...
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blah! this kids hides behind a computer screen
everything's hidden...even his avatar beotch!:) Ma Ma Pand-EH! |
Hey look, it's For$aken, whose momma says she wears capris 'cuz she can only afford 3/4 a pair of pants...
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shout outs to pluto and dirty miles!!!!! im battling plutonium on tueday so jump in aand vote
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the dudes in his sig are shooting at his name bcuz hes whack!beotch:)
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his initials is dead...BP
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nothing bad i cans say really with a sig that dope
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pandas eat your elephant
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my elephant will dance your panda to death
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my sigs ashlanda will eat you:)
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well i wudnt mind :D (providing your talkin bout the girl, and she didnt bite, namsayin)
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noooo ashlanda is the panda in the background!!! you know rolling around...
ashlee simpson is just smiliing at the camera because shes hiding a laugh :laugh: |
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