craig mack known....for being wak,
thaught he could rap..cause he had diddy on his back,
fuck that lil bitch what a wannabe get of puffs dick,
cause even if he had an illness,,he still couldnt be sick,
i aint even puncheing this fag with personals cause theres no need,
fuck that faggot..i spat the ryhme and did the deed,


next rapper.....sheek louch...

the D-Block representative Sheek all he do is repeat/
the same line in every verse he spit "Pain Or Bleed"//
Ruff Ryder dies and get transferred to FULL SURFACE/
D-Block gettin checked by the crucial Fel-Case//
who better than Sheek Louch, it's hard being Violent/
this kat kodaks foes from the streets, than profile Pics//

Next Artist: RedMAn

Fuck black purpel gery or Yellow..I'll punch Leavin you a RED-MAN..
Like a Hearse driver..I'll be the way to carry out this DEAD - MAN..
you heard what i said Man..I'm sick of Wu-tang Theres a New-Thang..
It's called your Movies a Lie..Im the Balla who's gettin all the Pu-Tang..
Clearly your Mearly a Loser and Poser..If you Dope Im Doper..
Redman's faker then Kids Playing with A Super SOAKER...


Next Rapper ta Diss : Twista

Dis ugly fast talkin nigga gone end his own career. And he rap so fast cuz he pump alot of fear. If he could get a deal, anybody can. I probably could back in da day when I was ten. I can't stand rappers like him. Cuz he's understandable and dis gay guy looks like the grimm.

Mr.Twista, you know that I could diss ya
I bet your sister, raps better than you do
Talkin' so fast, like you tryin' to use voodoo
Who knew, that in fact you were an auctioneer
Recorded yourself, and said "Here's something you oughts to hear"
People screamed "I dont understand, but that's gotta be talent"
If you indentify with this rapper, you must be mentally challenged
Twsita, you think your thug cuz your part of the Ruff Ryders?
But you startin' a club, you President of the Muff Divers
And you are what you eat, so that makes you a pussy
I think you rhyme as fast, cuz you about to get put to sleep
So you try to get everything out as fast as you can
But fuck it, I'm out, I'll let another Emcee take a crack at you man...

Next: Afroman

who The F$%K! is AFROMAN? the and1 streetballer ?
 

never heard of kat, he probably spit some lame raps/
hungry for money, while his hair roots gettin' reattached//
afroman?, the only dude that i know was a streetballer/
AND1, was the B-ball company, wit MAIN-Event as the CALLER//
maybe there's a dude called AFROMAN that could rhyme/
but yall need to put up a mainstream dude the next time//

:huh:

Next Artist: Young Neef

young neef is all about beef
Till it's off wax
till he get smacked
Truthfully there's no better love
No better scrub
That is percieved as a fake thug
The hood don't make you gangsta
Being broke does
Don't disrespect me I'll slit your neck cuz
You got the rock
I got paper and scissors
Where will I put ya
You date older hoes than ashton kutcher

:shoot: :shoot: :banghead:
next rapper......Bow Wow

eweh eh eweh eh (scratches)
eweh eweh a eweh eh

his hair is nappy and hes rapping, pocket fulla dough////
just a front man, with ghostwriters behind all of his flows///
y dont you pose? be like 50 and form your own group////
Lil bow wow, lil romeo, lil john and special guest Snoop///
dont act like i didnt see him and JD givin you the scoop///
saw a kid as prey, money being made so they went in for the swoop//
up in your coop, backstage at your concert girls start a "Head" line//
tomrrows headlines, "Bowow stayed up past his bedtime!!!"///
all you do is C walk, try and learn another dance///
and stop dressing like Nelly, cause your shrots look like pants!!


next rap: gangstarr

In your mind
You the best and all the ladies want you
In reality nobody knows you
You call yourself underground because that's where the flop rappers go
I got a sister and brooklyn I might be at your show
I might let you know that it's your time to go
When you see the spark from the all black fourty foe
Your breathing intensifies but your heart pumps slow


next rapper........Mobb Deep

r u fruckmin kiddin me method man dont have no method
his fake gay ass should be drivin a dodge intrepeid/
i swear he be by red man way to much
just a thought but maybe he need a dick to munch/
this fake ass rapper shouldn't even be in the game
his ryhmes are like shit they aint nuthin but lame/

(haven't done this in a while so it prolly suck s but)

next rapper= kanye west

this freak produce beat while he got wire on his mouth
he's tryin to speak but no body knows whut he's talkin about/
and when its removed ya face look like a pig wit a snout
now he raps about his successful beats...man lets do the recount/
coz you see homie you too gay for this rap shit
c'mon kanye your in roc coz you dick ridin memp bleek/
tryna come up wit new flow so you sound like slick rick
why dont you suck ya own dick drink ya semen and lick it/sssucker

next rapper: krayzie bone

krazy bone is a bitch trying to get sucess,
he thought he was the fast wit words but he is a mess,
his style is so incomplete he freestytles like a whore on crack,
when i battl;es him in introduced him to my illest rap,
and sat him down and broke his words to pieces,
like the bitch he is he drown like a sea ship,
he still a drug fuked virgin priest,
if i crossed paths again ill bury him till he is 6ft and deseast//

next- Necro

Lil Romeo your shit is wack
ive heard better sounding shit comin outta my ass crack
u go to class to smoke grass
stick your dick in your fat bitches ass
:hump: :shoot:

to bfrank dawg, u fuckin bwack
u aint even diss the right person, what kinda shit is that??
Ive been here for three months, i earned my credit..shit,
this nigga's got 4 lines.....and his ass edited;
U can be here for a year, ull never do what i did,
u must feel like a man, dissin a lil kid;
Dont come back nigga, it's just a waste of ya time,
ur not allowed in cypher, wit ya third grade rhymes;
Dont try and test, bitch..u cant handle this,
aight this is how u do it.....
Next Rapper: Cannibus

yo canibus/
why i aint you answerin to canibitch/
if i put a knife in ya it means i just stabbed a bitch/
you aint got no beats or song titles/
i might as well blast your brains out wit a rifle/
if you wanna go to heaven you better put a grip on your bible/
im droppin lyrical remedies/
reduce your physical energy/
my metaphors got you confused like chemistry/
my metaphors/
are so sick it takes 6 minutes to gat applause/
i spit the effect but i write the cause/


next rapper-jadakiss

who the fuck would want to emmulate jadakiss
if you do, then you should be gettin dismissed
tryin to act hard, shoutin out yonkers
u give that town a bad name, nigga u bonkers
ur candy ass talkin bout "ruff ryders"
man, the lox is so gay, they should be called the "buff ryders"
now u walk around, talkin that d-block shit
u commercial ass nigga, doin reebock shit

sorry, forgot to say the next rapper
it's baby, aka "turdman"

baby

are you the number one stunna or number one monsta
stay off master p dick or are you scared he gone try to confront ya
you on tv iced out smilin like black faced white folks
you playin youself out like rap battle gay jokes
if i had millions i would too cop rides on twenty inches
but you doing that and at the same time trickin to bitches
real niggas don't trick even if they got bill gates type figures
save some of that money for them other none album sellin niggas
if cash money was an army yall would be like haiti's guard
come down to texas let me teach yo silly ass how to rob
call you the birdman. you couldn't connect with america online
start gettin p diddy to ghost write ya rhymes

next rapper=DMX

ere

I'm sick of this mutha fuckin DMX,
Sounds like a rhaspy voiced dyke whose on PMS,
I could either kill ya now and get off wit a misdemeanor,
Or I could wait for the smoke to kill ya, sounds like you got emphasyma,
Your faggot ass crew Drag-on, Eve, and the Lox,
Might find yourselves six feet deep in a box,
Get At Me Dawg, whats the matter you fell off,
Well the world is my stage now so get the hell off!

Next Rapper Obie Trice

aite my bad....

ahem..OBIE TRICE

I dont' need to think twice when i'm baggin on kats like obie trice
his c.d's about 10 bucks and I still think that it's OVER PRICED/
I'm gon' be precise, this kat really think he's nice
you're just a preschool rhymer but minus the ice/
this kats' so feminine, sucking off 50 and eminem wid his big ass lips
ridin on shady's dick, no admission to VMA's cuz your'e not on the list/
What kind of "DIME PIECES" you pullin if they all got "false teeth"
quit startin shit, if you cant' finish your beef.

who's next....??

36 Chambers Of Death, I Saw Redman On Tv, But Where The Fuck Is Meth
Must Be Too Busy With The Smoke And The Drink, Or Commercials With Red About Armpits That Stink,
If Gza's The Genius And Osirus Is Dirty, I Dont Know About Meth, But His Mouth Sure Is Purty!
I Aint Seen Meth In So Long, Man His Ass Mustve Retired,
If I Put My Dick In Meths Mouth Would He Spittin Thru The Wire?

Next Mc- Mos Def

most def ain't shit and can't make a hit/
his rhymes suck he can't hear what he spit/
i don't like to diss but this ain't funny/
don't buy his shit it's a was't of money /
someone call a doc. he needs some help/
he can't fuck with rip so fuck mos def/


busta rhymes

woo hah! i got busta in check
trying to sing with mariah, man this niggas a reject
what happened to the days when u was real hot
u must have done too much dust, and smoked too much pot
another hardcore mc that went commercial
man, i bet i could hear better raps comin from steve urkel
ur last three albums were some of hip-hops worst
why can't u make hot songs anymore, u must be cursed.

shit, i forgot a rapper again.
let me see.....ying yang twins

Woah whats that? Jus heard a bangin in the bins!
Not 2 worry girl, prolly jus the ying yang twins
Cos I Shook em down like a salt shaker n took they cash
Deserve it, cos they shit irritates me like a rash
I asked mr yang if he ad frog in his throat (cosa the deep voice)
He said he was suckin ying's dick n he choked
Twins, so u both suck, I'ma make an identical throat cut
Roll on u "Like an 18-wheeler" accelerate ma foot 2 ya butt

crap, next = Scarface

scarface my neighborhood is harder than yours//
its a for sheezee project cut down in the coarse//
you think you ghetto mafia style, stoppin ya titles//
his multis a mess it sound like he dried up the nile//
his mic flows sound like flowed mics like mike jacks nose//
his back pose look like he was ready to rack tolls//
but kap know what this guy is doin for society//
tellin kids to dickride to comprise their ryme variety//
maybe you should go get lypo at the down town scar//
just notice that they gotta fit eight people in that clown cAr//

next=black eyed peas

Black eyes peas aint the REAL FUNK FAMILY
they spin more shit then a DEAL OF DRUNK BUM DISEASE
they cant ryhme with COMPATIBLE SKILLS
i can take them down and make them die to a INSATIBLE KILLS
u listen to the only loner chick that get BLUSTED THREW CUM
shit would have a loose clitt like a CLUSTED BLUE SUM
she would have cum runing outa her pussy like a SLUT GETTING FISTED
she would be bigger then a elephant on crack to MUTE THE TWISTED

Next- Twister

Damn n i thort I was WACK..after readin tha...im not so sure...

Hey appallin//when it cums to rappin ur stallin
as in ur rhyme slo//now read this rap outloud and u can judge whos the pro
You spit flows like ur on eachothas dick//ya ryhmes are so wack n so is ur click
You have to call it quits, or give it ur all//mike blaze is ma bitch and doggy doggs best lyric is SHIT//U aint amzin shit, u just another crazy kid//You the pussy type to b refusing blazing hits//I aint eva heard of you geek, but i'll still stand here and murda u weak...//so set da mic down, try not to frown as i steadly work ma way to the crown, theres a new gurl in town cuttin no slack//the last man fronted got a knife in his bk.

yea no beef mike and doggy :)

hi
 

Dats aiight TwIsTa :)

Gunna_chick you obviously love the dick/
Read your post you seem to eat it most/
"Cum" is how you spelt it, gooey is how your dad dealt it/
Your the queen of the hoes, and it shows/
What lets it down is your flows/

Where'd you learn to rap from a paint tin/
Is that what you been sniffin?
Cause your shit is whack/
I hate that crap/
Ill put that knife in your back/
Is that the way you gotta run it?
Stab em from behind is that the way that you got grind/
Opened up your crack, takin it from the back/
The king back, wheres his crown?
Wha' stolen from some bitch ass lil girl speakin like a clown/
Better wind yo' shit down/
Before its you I have to drown in this lyrical torrent/

No beef, just playing.

Next........Jay-Z

i will put the method to this man
after this shit i spit he'll wanna rap like i can
ive seen his dvd "how high"
he'll know how high after i punch him up 2 the sky
make this little bitch cry
then he'll wanna die

next rapper:dmx

yo impedance how u get that big signature at da bottom

DMX what the fucks with your voice soundz like its full of rock....
more like itz full of lady eves big fat cock...
Ya sayin ya ruff ride big fat dick....
you cant squash the beef if i give ya a hammer to do it....
get yo bald ass back on yo bike and ride anutha day....
its been 20 yers time to move over and ride away....

next diss:eminem

F*CK dissin eminem/are you screwed up in the head/would you rather be dead/put you in the bottom of a lake bed/i think i could do that for you/i'll brew up a stew/put you in it and there you flew/em could beat you too/make it alittle easyer an see things in my view/stop sniffen the glue/ it'z really bad for you/

now that we got that all clear up, the next rapper is
CANABITCH

dont even let me start talkin bout canibus
aint bout time for some one to can-da-bitch
cant stand the bitch
this man not real or raw
he dont put in no work so bout time for him to get layed off
he stay off billboard charts & B.E.T. count downs
he aint got no rep like a man who cant lift 1 pound
some people dont even no who he is
he as common as black people gettin married b4 they have they kids
but u is booty and u can ask ya whiz
you and ass go together like draws and doo doo skids

::::::::GET YO MIND RIGHT::::::::

Next Rapper : lil romeo

lil romeo thinks he's all bad/i think he's gone mad/to think he's the best/and may i suggest/that we put him to rest/when sceaming u think your the best/he's only 15 or so/and he thinks he's got all dough/but he has no flow/he tries to hide it but we all know he blows/

next rapper-- ja rule