I got a full pack of marbs, a 40, and a bowl with no weed.
there's nothing for me to do... so I kill a few MCs
I ruin careers, I make every MC I battle look like a joke
So that when the battle ends, the other MC gets no votes
they don't know what to diss me on so their like "haha... your mom"
like come on! im white! my names DPAC
and the only thing you can come up with is who has the bigger schlong?

Here I am, I am the best, tryin' to bust a rhyme to beat the rest.
Tryin' to tell my story, clearin' the mess, tryin' to reach the top and nothin' less.
My name is Kyto, part B.O.F.
Here I go, to brag my glory, makin' fun is my game, so you betta be worried.
B. O. F. is my crew. Don't like us? What ya gonna do? We drop bombs like World War II.
Spittin' text rhymes is what we like to do.
Don't mess with us, you'll cause a fuss.
Havin' fun is a just a must.

Why Village P is a hot MC is not a mystery, I am my own catagory
I even fuck bitches during history, Everyone asks for more me
I drain the shot like Robert Horry, I could tell you a story, about how ya girl adore me
Your rhymes just bore me, While the hottest bitches score me, no MC has tore me
I get head & dome, I'll put ya head on roam, Like my cell phone I talk through you
I neva phone home, Bitches busy makin' me moan & groan, Pimp of the year is in ya home

I drop gats and glocks like loose change,
nigga run cause my shots got a mile long range,
But regardless, i'd hit ya point blank anyways,
Blood spillin everywhere pistol whip you in the face,
Nigga what? do you have somethin to say?
i spit rhymes so fast... cant step to my pace.

im here to tell how and why im so dope
cuz if i had a deal my rhymes would as if i sold dope
i dont say i fucced yo mama this and i come through that
my words are quicc like a kung fu rap
and ya death comes fast when i blast off
like a one minute man when he jaccs off

here comes da pain...
 

axiom and will_getcha, what a wonderful taste in chicks,
I say taste because last night they were both suckin my phat dick,
who am I you ask, well I just got in today,
giving pearl necklaces to da ladies and leaving their boyfriends enraged,
sitting on super sunday with a few wobbly pops and chicken wings,
never fucking prostitutes, don't wanna catch anything,

Live and direct from just north of the border,
Catch you in a bad lie and make you beg like Law and Order,
every once in a while though, i love disarray and disorder,
that's when I catch it all on tape with the camcorder,

Fan of the best team in the NHL,
Wear Jovocop's jersey because when he's on the ice he unleashes hell,
throw Trev's jersey on because when he hits you it's a rung bell,
and Bert's jersey is for when he cross-check you, and you just fell,

Spend my entire day talking to old folks,
Eighteen times I've heard alzheimer's and parkinson's jokes,
and sometimes you just wish they'd up and croak,
and it's because they are angry that they ain't got a job no mo',

That's who I am,
still not giving a damn,
still angry at Uncle Sam, :gfy:
for giving in to corporate hams,

I am canadian, go canucks go I shout,
you wanted 2 know, this is what I am all about,
just so it leaves you no doubt,
step up to the mic against me,
like Mike, I knock you out.

Peeps dread havin ta diss me when it comes ta Cypher...
Cuz I'll play they ass out like lines containing Mekhi Phifer.
I'm the grown man amongst children, easily rule this faction...
And I just keep fuckin em, like a viagra'd Michael Jackson.
Even though that last line's used up, I don't give a fuck...
Cuz I'm tha only one droppin dope here, everyone else just sucks!

look i'm gone keep it real
i dont live chill
but i gotta dream to come up quite fast
crave quick cars and plenty cash
but i never trick money on pro ass
i'm gone wreckshop and cop my own shit
be ceo and write my own check
wear platinum and ice on my rolex
i'm down hear blowin up in texas
give me 1 year
and niggas gone respect this
i got shit that streets wanna hear
so other rappers bow down in real fear
industry indsiders get scared and shed tears
but i'm been trying to get on for many years
i got a woman in my life
so i don't call no of these ho's dear
but still get drunk in the club off beer
and spit game in a bop ear
my flows be nice on pa-peer
but give me a beat and they go fed*
do pimp shit when at a light it switch red
stop tha car and a chick proceeds to give head
and my broads be thick or bow legged
this be the come up and so now you know
you seen a nigga from down so rip and go
with venom in him that causes a sick flo
so don't sleep on 3rd coast rappers no mo.

this ya boy how ya love that. michael corleone. you heard it hear first made men. free style off dome. never been wrote

vote here
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=111138
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/shpwthread.php?t=111132

O'l str8 Ace/Another kid that cant diss to my face/Why? casuse he aint shit but a oil spill in my ocean, no more than toxic waste/Wow no avatar for me so he come on here quotin my shit/He admire my style, I inspire him not to quit//But nigga really who the hell you think you bitin at?/You came off like a sissy so aint even no use of lyrically fightin back.//When do these rookies learn?/GOD DAMN, I been in this game for a minute, Bitch I cant start my own Firm.// Yo lil ass on rap on the net cause you cant get no publicity attention/ Maybe cause you run ya mouth to much, wait did I forget soliciting did I mention./Nigga next time just rap about the damn avatar bitch, almost made me loose it on ya ass cuz, ha ha~~shyt. Woooooooooo.

Next time just rap about the avatar bitch. Not me, you'wn know mw cuz. And stay the fuck out my file. Hoe.


You will be baned for this shit! You posted the same crap in every thread...Ohh you really messed up now! Let this be an example!
~Bounce~

Why must i Glorify when 24/7 I Inpress...
No Need to Command it, Assumed because im the Empress...
Dont Crave it - But still OWN the word Success...
I dont Care for Any-other emcee's, Dont Chek for Distress...
Im More than the Average Stylist Suggests...
I Kill Contests, With two word answer Requests...

yo when i step in tha room i shine
my lites dont go out i shine all tha fuckin time
yo no matter wut you do you aint got shit on mah rhymes
mah rhymes is sweet and yours is sour like lemon lime
theres no one more alive
you'll get a fuckin heart attack at tha sound of mah vibe
i got diagnosed by an unclurable illness
you now wut that means no medicine can cure this
wut u got an ear inffection you cant hear this
my rhymes is just undefetible
is uncompeteble
are you a believer cuz im juss so unbelievable

Unrecognized by many players Im the dark horse in the game
Spit rhymes on you so solid know your dripping in my fame... and its gonna stain
Go wipe yourselves into a drain like your hoe's does after they scream my name
Think this stallions going lame? Come on this one is a no brain you are all the same
Check my record 0-0, maybe nothing to claim but right now im putting you to shame
It only took me 6 lines to win all the a-claims! So complain to the judge while he screams... SUSTAINED....


Bet you amatuers thought I was gonna roll on about horses and dick size....
Weak....


Who wants to battle?

Uhh, I wouldn't be calling anyone amatures here, especailly with your weak display of forced multies and ever so repeditive ryhme scheme, if you can even call that weakness a scheme. Might sound good in audio, but with the evidence you just offered us, you have no grounds to make such an outlandish claim. Just be humble and work on your elevation, that is my advice to you. Other members on this site will not be as cordial, you have been warned!
~Bounce~

Self-Glorification Cypher seems to be the perfect fit for someone like me.... Talent just reflects off my body.....The words just hit my brain and I write it down for all of you to read.....These words are sometimes hard for you to analyz, because they just leave you froozing in time parallyzed.....By the time you reach your senses, I'm far ahead and am on my next message....This message is that I'm the one you should all hail to as the great leader of this time......I'm new at this but am still far beyond my time......I don't ever let out a weak line......because I'm always telling you the truth , even when I'm lieing.....Did that sound familiar? GooD!.....Cuz it was from ScarFace.....For those of you that don't know TonyMontana took 100 bullets and burried his own grave.....Which is what I'm willing to do in order to secure my spot as number one. ....Haters will always criticize because they can never admit when they have fallen under pressuer and lost, and I have risen to the top and won!!!

***G-eCuA***

yo i got tha muscles on mah chest
so buff dont need wear a vest
ya wutchu herd its tru when it comes ta rappin im da best
got it made wit dat cadi symbol hangin off mah neck
talk shit ta me and ya bound ta get decked
erybodi knows that im a fuckin pimp
livin fool shiverin and shakin cuz they a whimp
beat tha shit out yall cuz you look like shrimp
and when it comes ta da mic you got tha mind of a chimp
fools kno who i be cuz i walk wit a limp
leanin so far got me lookin like a gimp
rollin in mah bently got me lookin like a crip
pimped out car wit chrome and full tint
and you still got that wagon man lookin like shit

My sick flows too complex for ya too understand or cope with
that'll knock you ass have you noddin like you just got a dope hit
I'ma problem and sum think they got the answer..Buzzer.nope bitch
I post verses that are well written i can talk any thing including
the devil and make it seem like hell's living here on earth been
known to eat mc's and sendin 'em to they grave puttin God
knows where in the earth

to pimp fo yall
you can catch me doin this shit
or bling blingin it in da mall
im a real lyrical lunitic 5 ft 11 inches tall
battle me fool no doubt in mah eyes dat you gon fall
when i come threw u betta no wuz goin on
run duck cover and hide if u aint strappin a gun
step to da mic is no joke ive already one
gettin money in da dertyessed way
ill sell some 15 year old pussy just ta get mah pay
cuz i kno how these guys like they young girl play
thats juss how it is i neva known any other way
prepare fo yo death if u aint watchin wut u say
im dirty dirty man
ta get mah bank ill do anythin i can
constintlay stolked by hoes sayin dey mah #1 fan
mah rhymes kick ass kinda like jackie chan

Nosfer-atu making your scheme's come unglued/
you too could become the next victim of his crew/
Decked out in rugby's and wallabies//
getting his knowledge off socrates//
his philosphy is that of a colonoscopy//
a thorough nigga-
He'll be the next big thing to floor us/
with his hourse voice he'll rap the chorus in sherwood forest/

This Dragon spits a firestorm 24/7,
A lyrical reign of terror like a biblical smiting from heaven,
I exist as neither legend nor myth,
Yet i am mentioned on all continents, from rune to heiroglyph,
An apocalyptic creature blocking out the sun with ash,
Swallow the moon and stars, destroy the sky in a flash,
The king of beasts that leave most deceased at least,
When this torrent of destruction and terror's released,
The mic turns to napalm in my palm as i use words to harm,
I Bring so much heat, just call me fire alarm.

I'm Hurting kids with there Feeling Badly..
balls sagging..Left bitches thumping Like aThumper Tapping..
dont understand My flow then your weak..
I'm Mysteek with Heat On streets making Wanna-b Leave streets..
How could it Be Me..slap you eyes shut..you aint Seeing or Believing..
With no Meaning..cut you in half and Leave Half of you Leaning..
I'm the Type to Make Doe and Get all the Riches..
I'm the One And Only True Playa..Aballa who gets all the Bitches...
faggets i call'em snithces..
I might Go to Jail for 5 years 10 Months because of a Bitch Snitch Wigga..
someOne who's Smalla then Bigga..talks, but is Afraid to pull the Trigga..
Within a Second you'll know iM a Blessin with my Smith n' westin..
teachin nicca's a Lesson may i mentionI'll hitta Lick an'..
wants you to stop bitchen i'm waitng, contemplatin a Lyrical Rape-in..
Turning Aliens..Into somtheing magical LiKE a HomoSapian...Get it?..
Prolly not..So on my Block i rock coke and Cops so Stop..
your FakeNess..Like a Young girl thats Addicted yo Drugs..
Its Over theres no way to save it...Blah...

O bouncey dogg dogg how about you bounce on your mums dick doggy style you fucking wankster. Aint my fault you are all internet text and no audio. I spit audio shit on because dats what its spose to be. So go fuck your computer you faggot and remember im the REALEST niggar here.

I'm so dope ....the law says I'm illegal....
I hit people ....make'um wobble & weeble!
Punches feel about like 60 Percoset 10's....
So after your leveled, say goodbye to ur friends!
I bring destruction ...rupture good construction...
Ne1 else better is unbeleivable like Alien obductions!
No1 can beat me ...or even try to defeat me...
Merkings come outta no where but never discretely!
I stand behind every word I say.....this is true....
Keep ur mouth shut!....
Unless you'd like your reputation 2 be broken in two!

I'm dope cuz I burn more greens than a forest fire
For Valentines day I gave my girl daisies and got my florist fired
If I'm dope , then I guess so is anyone with 14 posts or higher
But as you all know, its not the number of posts that matter
Of course I'll splatter, any of your lines lines like lyrical shit
The white version of Kobe Bryant, call me Miracle Whip
I spend all my time in courts, because of Lakers and rape
I don't know what it takes, to keep the haters at bay
I treat my girls like my baskets, I hit em in threes
I got Canadian lyrics, (when I spit em they freeze)
And my bars kill you like a piano with venomous keys

my soul belongs to god
you can not have it the price to high
you can not type ebay and click on buy
you can't trace the gene pool, any attempts and you die
i been givin the gift to speak thru rhyme
and my grace is growin one day at a time

The ill-matic Lik-a-dee Spliff, -- i'm too drastic
Catch my drift? -- I lyrically shift while doing backflips
Moving from last to first place, leaving no trace, of your god-awful taste,
Better believe this,.. I'm rising up like the ressurection of jesus, rap genius,..
Seperating body parts, i'll leave you in pieces..
Collected in a shopping kart, only leave the penis,..
Cause its covered with deseases and I mean this.

i soup nigga like crackers, i'm the blast from the barrel/fuck around with this cat u probably ant see tomorrow/like neighbors i borrow, when choppers bust there's sorrow/got a bird eys's view so i keep my eyes on the sparrow/i rips out spine, my thoughts are so devine/like channel 22 in the old days oh yes it's show time/i reign in s.c thunder thru the states/raised hail, in canada, with the lyrical prescense i checked mates/i detours from all trouble like march madness i'm on the bubble/lil rowdy ass cat, but tell tell nobody on the low i'm humble/like the 3,4,5th months i spring time, like living room my bling blinds

Im king and I make bitches bleed like virgins
how I'll leave U will suckafy docters and horrify surgeons
walk on 4 I catch a case of murder
One day yall real and the next yall slow learners
I keep it consistent fo proof that only tru soldiers hold burners
bitch play wit me an i'll teach u why the truth call me soul journer

unfuckwittable...

This board's my magic 8-ball, I'll grab and shake y'all
Until you come up with the goods, or get tagged with paintballs
Til you cain't crawl, bout time a nucka had his name called
I spit so much it mixes up my city's average rainfall
There's one for the almanac, son who you callin' wack?
I'll battle phone salesmen, when they hang up I call 'em back
Fake suckas, I knock 'em flat, toss 'em in cotton sacks,
Haul 'em 'back of the dollar laundromat while bumpin' conscious rap
And boom-bap with two bats until I hear their bodies snap
My nausea's back, I spit the chunks on these punks who causin' that
Awww snap, I'm 'bout to lay waste, beat heads to grey paste
And leave some no-skill netcees straight messy and shamefaced

i be the hottest in sac
breakin backs
wit my raps
dont make me pull out the shotta
the glock
or the AK
no need to be like every one else
cause they gay

My rhymins like a pistol whip itll shock and knock you sensless
You know my flows breaking holes throughout all of your defences
My style is relentless ,I spit vicous sentance
I beat the oposition before they entrance
These notions speak oceans flooding you with lethal commotion
Staying hot to come near u better be aplying sun lotion
No promotion I stay undergrounded leave you dumbfounded
Theres never any gun sounded

I'm the rap tacticioner, the black david stern rap's new commisioner/
I'm the franchise but my name's not stevie/
Believe me none of you nigga's can even dream to see me/
I'm just too much, if we played tag in a phone booth I still couldn't be touched/
They profiled me on the discovery channel/
Scitentists confirmed that I'm an animal/
A lyrical predator, ferious competitor, me quit ryhming never//

Now Im On Another Level, My Flow Is All Rebel..
And I Keep A Hotline Like Plaid Dats On The Devil..
And Ill Never Be Dethroned, You Betta Leave It Alone..
If You Need A Hot Verse You Better Call Tyrone..
Cuz Im In The Zone, And My Flow Is Flame..
The Only Time You A Thug Is When You Sign On Aim..
You Must Gotta Simplex, But Imma Keep You In Check..
Like You Signed By Nike, Now Gimme Some Respect..

King JT is the name i slaying the lame,
my name just says is the Joint how we lay it,
i may b obsessessed but i am possessed,
ythe flow that im spillin devils invested,
while i lied blinded in bed and into my mind the fed,
all of the war torture blood shed,?
contrary legend im mighty as Titans,
i bark like a dog and i always get my bite in
wanna know try fightin

Yo

Flow is the meanist,
Cleanist MC, yo' have you seen this?

I make dough so hot, that its the greenist,
Dont smoke pot, thats for the weeners,

My verbs put together with class in every word,
Not like a hurb who got together with every bird,

I'm a murderer to the alphabet,
Bitches pullin this shit screaming "I aint ready yet"

Spending to much time on every rhime,
When satisfied here I am, a british lime'

Oh fuck, I admit it, this shit was week and I writ' it,
That Grammer was poor, but I fit it!

I'm gonna vacate now, before I shit it

Lemme tell ya now, I got me a Bently/ An' listen up bitch, I'm a tell you gently/ that I gotta life, but it got pain/ but I'm good as long as your loss is my gain/ I gotta mansion, and it's pretty dope/ It stretches farther than a ten-thousand foot rope/ My women are ill, they quite the hottie/ because all 'a them fine, with an super model body/ I got game, and mine's up on the rim/ I gotta keep my afro thick but trim/ unless I put it up in corn-rows/ if I wanna get more ho's/ Then that's all I need/ I don't even smoke weed/ but I'm a pimp by all means/ like the pattern on my jeans/ And I'm a helluva bad ass/ My white women all got sass/ I don't need to eject brass/ to reamin in the elite class/.....

Peace!

i know i aint (jay-z),yall niggas (crazy),ONE,i aint been movin weight since the (eighties)/
but imma come up (lazy),lyrically (ready) to hit (ladies),get the crown then ill let kuniva keep his (avi) ........(maybe)

i have no known foes...
all the homos that've come close
are chokin' on gun smoke from a snub nose,
like it was a blunt toke...but enough jokes,
these dumb folks cant come close to one roast, (not the food)
i boast to be the most dope, but in reality...im cut-throat
i bust flows that run shows, so give up the gusto!,
if not, get rushed the fuck home with crushed bones and lumped domes...
trust im much known like "puff combses" crush on one "lo" (jennifer lopez),
but with enough muscle to tussle with rough blows,
i rumble to crumble fluffed ho's, my motto: "let no punks roam",
im trouble if you must know, but for now i must go...........
and as far as battles go, FUCK VOTES!!! (ha! not really. but fuck it, i made my point.)

(just a little somethin' somethin' for you all to view. also, any dope lyricists looking for a crew, private message me. until then, one love.)

.......s.v. dangerous

im the one and only..... branson from the brook/
girls say hes young, smart and handsome but hes a crook/
never had a job where he get that new lex/
dont worry about that...just know i cashed a few checks/
with my name on 'em...signature and dates on em/
strap on the shoes hop in the four wheels and skate on em/
im fly like a g4 and stay high like a g5/
the diamonds in the chain and bezel look like a bee-hive/
but you make think this is all rhyme but im dead serious/
you wonderin if i gotta gun so that makes you lead curious/
but i get respect cause ima still be me tomorrow/
and money is one thing you cant come to me to borrow/
cause branson live by the rules but'll change the game/
yall dudes'll switch up your flow but mines'll stay the same/
even though im versatile and swift with the punchlines/
thats still no reason for you to go out and munch mines/
bitin my lyrics that only makes me proud/
that you look up to me and your using me to please the crowd/
yall are my fans i promise i wont dissappoint you/
im tryna push the decimal back i hope you dont miss the point duke/
Cause im me and thats all i ever was/
but im the shit and you kids hate me.... just because

HOLLA- ITS JUST TOO EASY LET ME KNOW WHATCHALL THINK

yo man stay live and fully wired!
im so hot oyu thought i was fire
and what u dont know i got 5 wins
when i blow you away like wind!
actually think you tough or grown
niggas find out im tough like stone
sick of all the net g's and thugs
im so dope you thought it was drugs
Ill step on you like a bug
wipe my bottom of shoeso n you like a rug


FIRE FIRE

Rhyme style? Indispensible...Lifestyle? Reprehensible
Spit lyrics so complex and dense they're incomprehensible
You've gotta crack the code so you can know what I'm displaying
get past just what I'm saying, to the intellect that I'm portraying
conveying illness like HIV on shared needles
while I revolutionize american music like the second coming of the Beatles
microphones melt at my fingertips like psychokinesis
it's a'ight, attack me...I know who'll betray me, like Jesus
1000 years from now, you'll wear golden mic's around your necks
to represent Mister E's legacy, to ensure you don't forget...

i stay holdin it down for huntspoint
were if u wanna be famous then we give u a gun point
crazy im always making money and smokin them joints
so watch me better keep an eyes on me
now give me ya money not ya fuckin jewlerie
boy the name sheist who is u foolin be