battle me, ill leave you dead, in a medical corner//
its over, ill hit you with my keyboard and beat your crew in alphabetical order!//
im a chemical solider , that poisins where u slumber at///
i lay under "tracks", im so sick i can spell my name with a number pad///
like thunder claps, imma short curcuit your mics///
and erase whatever you write, cause im not the soft "type"

next weap: dog

ha ha ......that's not what the name is but everyone assumes...anyway good choice

I'll Liquify His lines Till He's Gas...For The First Time He'll Evelate With Them
Even If Carlos' Lines Floated Above Us...No One Would Understand Him!
Playing With Fire...And You Pay The Price...Was A Lesson Learned?
Even Using A Blender...Battling Me Your Still Gonna Get Burned
No Need To Blend Your Head...Cuz My Lines Leave Your Brain Tender,
I'd Shred Your Whackness Too...If It Would Fit In The Blender!

explanations
*Elevate With Them - Elevate in the air...elevate skill using lines (wordplay)
**Understand as in his lines are a bunch of b/s and stand under him(as in be worse than him)
***His whole verse was about fucking around with fire

What about the DOG?
 

man yall just done skipped the "DOG" and used the Blender instead/
likewise, yall just incompetent, like a little kid done wet the bet//
the "Dog" be them ignorant peoples who dont pay attention/
i just killed yall with the word "DOG" cuz thatz the weapon yall have forgot to mention//
if ya new, then read the guidelines(aka) rules and regulations/
so next time ya wont mess up, and jump to conclusions//

Weapon: "RapBattles.com Manual"

im deadly, even though there was no weapon givin///
go out unarmed, and still fuck up your whole system///
spit fire, then watch kats run and gats melt///
my legs and hands could slaughter a black belt//
bust out jackie chan stunts, while ill still be writting//
you could kick my balls and tap my jaws, but ill still be fighting///
maybe crying, but still crawling at you///
i have kids that act hard, "stalling" like a bathroom



NEXT WEAP: SKITTLES

Man yall forgot the pen TOO?
 

Poetic Justice with mines, the Pen is my weapon/
i write words towards my enemies, and place them in embarrassment//
it's strictly heaven sent/
frontin' aint easy in my presence//
in just an instance/
ya burn to death from the vengence//

weapon : yall still using the :"RapBattles.com Manual"

this website is a laugh a thon...I love it

as i load up my cannon tube of skittles, see/
aim at the person above me, all hesitantly//
harder than a paint ball/
dented up like a used car, thatz been auctioned off//
colors, shinin' like a crystal ball/
like sequences on them workers at a carnival//

Weapon: still the "RapBattles.com Manual"

rap battles manual ??
is there such a thing
ill crack em en the hed w/ the book
slit his throught with the bling
this herb lags in verbs
he gotta hi ping
hit em with the manual
and hang em w/ the string

c'mon man cant u leave me summin better
but still this things sgarp ill cut threw u like butter
carve out yer braines say wut did i studder
cut real deep like a razor to your vain
push harder you'll feel that pain
tha more i did in tha more happiness i obtain
i wont leave tha next person summin lil here yer weapons a cane

Weapon:cane

I'll bust your ass with this cane cause I'm Able..
Not the right Kane, but I'll kill your ass with a sable..
A stick it don't really matter what I use to kill you..
Be like the church, hit you with a cane in the front pew..
I could rip your gut open with a cane even if it was candy..
Make your dumb ass limp, like a heavy ass diaper Dandy..
Call you Mandy, cause you like to suck on my cane Moore..
Killed your ass with a cane and left you bloody dead and poor..

Next Weapon=Jack In The Box

Dun, Da dun, Da dun Dada dun, i pop outta the box////
knocking out MC's with my slinky neck then tie em up in a knot///
clownish grin, lookin evil towards whoever im pointing at///
open "says me", take a closer look, then your eye gets a pointy hat///
i only rap cause i make my own "BEATs" plus kids love me///
jump out of the lid and call a fat kid ugly///
i try not to "clown around", i dont purposly pester////
im just a genius trapped in a chest , dressed as a jester


next weap::: Cookies

cookies coverted with cocaine
kill cats calling the wrong name
cookies covered in ricin kill you on contact
No contest is what emcees plea
Faggot!
who asked you to agree



next weapon: a butter knife!!!!!!!!!!!!

wanna fight? time to take away another life///
cut you with a dull butter knife till you cant even mutter right///
then leave you dead in the gutter, right next to your lover///
undercovers, ill be laughing, cause i got the win, the mic a winner holds///
i beat these MC's easier than buttering dinner rolls///
my inner souls a dark angel at heart///
i strangled this art, i rap cause i "wanna be a millionarre"///
didnt get it, so i cut up Regis with more silverwear///
now my mil is there, i learned to cook from my mother////
when stab it in you, you wont "believe its not butter"




Next: tylonel

that was hot hazard!!!!!!!


tylonel is a depressant
Similar to morphine
I'll put it in a dart then shoot it into one of your organs
For supporting the wrong set
I'm a hazard and my shit is unwritten
a few mg's of tylonel now your no longer living
mix it with potassium sulphide and watch what occurs
Then you will understand why i am disturbed



next weapon......a plastic bag

MCs wanna battle me, its tragic man//
they spit static and i snap back like an elastic band//
i got a drastic clan, with magic raps///
i pull sick linse outta a plastic bag....now where u faggots at?///
your in my mix, and dont know the flavor//
my neighbor did me a favor, now hes gon rape ya///
sufficate you , would u like plastic or paper?



next weap: superman

fool im like superman when i spet to tha mic
wut tha fuck you gon do you aint set ta fight
i only got one weekness and you aint got no criptanite
imma use mah laser vision ta put out ya lites
cant stop me cuz i kill erythin in mah site
mah rhymesill put u ta death cuz mah lyrics is tight
fool why you buckle up if you aint set fo flight

aight next weapons a sharpie

Think you know me
You know nada for sure
I'll pull out a sharpie and make you concur
At a liquor store you find me on the curb pitching dust
Teenage aquire HIV pursuing lust
Gangsters commit genocide and ak's they bust
I wonder why dollars say in god we trust
If dollars are the root of evil
How does got equal
Attacking me is useless your defence is feeble
Your dress is see-through
Leave now!!!
The website don't need you



next weapon:a pool stick

im not the biggest, but im the baddest guy in the pool hall//
stab you with pool sticks like your head was a Q-ball///
ill bet money that i could change your mind, re-arrange your former topics//
then stand and the table and start a moshspit, drop kick your bikers ass in the..."corner pocket"


:next weap:: spider web

fuck you hazard !!!!! by the way that rhyme was very good but I refuse to be a dick rider, so I started off by saying fuck you.

I glide from building to building stopping crime in its tracks
10 pounds of spider silk will lay you flat
I ease the pain with Mary Jane
Ignite you with venomous flames
Nuff said
basically I'll fuck you up with a spider web


next weapon.......lyrics( this should be easy)

lmao nice "basically I'll fuck you up with a spider web"



i got a mic and a notebook, so normal MC's always fear me///
even Pac when hes daring, doesnt wanna get near me///
toss a rhyme my way? i unleash my "lyrics of fury"///
i take care of them dearly,they contain a virus thatll shut down your system//
with ancient codes that i wrote with hyroglyphs and infinte wisdom//
listen, spit at me if you think that im kiddin///
my words r like steel mixed with rock then compressed, thers no way to rip' em



next weap: gernade

unwritten hazard...you need someone to bust yo ass. to humble you...it'll happen one day


I cause chaos and array
When I take out a grenade
You see the pen drop now you know it isn't fake
I wish a nigga would test me now
His limbs go POWWWWW
he is crumbs and goo now
I am gonna lose????
How!!!!

next weapon.......hatred

if he turns flyweight da bitch wont fly stright
cause of my hate/ carolse is guys date/
to be i rate is my fate/
i use my hate to slice and dice like dimond tears
the glass he slice that is nice casue he is glass
so cut the glass and kiss my ass

dont like people, i want to kill them so bad i can taste it//
im the physical form of danger and hatred//
when i get mad, pure anger makes my face red///
ill stab you in many places....then tie you up in my basement///
then make you drink cases of laytex till your tongue is red tainted///
a murder case painted....newpapers say your missing and lost//
but thats what happens when someone tries pissing me off


next weap: love

No weapon so I choose fire
Ahhh my favorite
I'll flame broil your ass for uttering gay shit
Then cover your fron door with propane
Ring the door bell and run
Then cause a fatal spark when I shot my gun
Your house is vaporised



next weapon.......skittzophrenia

Love is my prime weapon
I use it to fuck the finest hoes in 60seconds
I use love to get virgins to spread shit
Like hot lead bitch
Which combo will I connect with
Which lolita will I have sex with
It's a gift

next weapon.......boiling water

put that rubbish shit spit in the can
i'll leave you dead like your an x-man
only 46 posts, keep dreamin ya hostage
ya'll neva beat me, 9 wins no losses
follow this rhyme like a rat to pied piper
ready for next lil bitch to spit into cypher

next weapon = a sheep

You fucking ja rule fan
Not even half of a man
You got those wins by majority of dick riders, bitch I read your battles
I was waiting for a reason to get at you
48 post and I am already running the cypher
It ain't even a question whose nicer
Go write poems and give some nigga dome
I'll catch you home alone
Fuck your record
The cypher is my zone


next weapon..... a car :thefinger

ill run you over, flattin you out in a cypher///
im like Jason with a mic, hunting you down in a Viper///
shoot your cars gasoline tank, then toss you a lighter///
lol....now your lyrics r "fire" so imma put them out like a gyser//
spitting water on you till your more "whiped out" then a windshield wiper


BE-ATCH


You have failed to meet the line reqiurements too many times. Please do not let this happen again, or I'll be forced to have you banned from this forum
~Bounce~
next WEAP: kids

yey here comes the icecream truck with the jingle playin'/
little kids rampagin', Unwritten HaZArd with bodies on him cagin'//
on the ground with his face smashed in, from the TYKES Bashin'/
swipes here and there on his body, bruises from the whiplashin'//
it's serious little kids killed ya son,leavin' nothin but dust behind/
and thatz the story for yall kats, now his remains is in a ANCIENT SCRIBE//

~REST~IN~PEACE~

Next WEAPON:A Beer Bottle

YO mami, for just one second I'm gonna be your papi.......We gonna hit a bar and get real fucked up......I'm gonna intoxicate you and take you to the back......Bend you forwards and backwards and fuck you in the azz......You can't feel a thing cuz you're all numb, bitch couldn't even give me good head so i'm gonna kill you with your own beer bottle, while you lay there lifeless in your own cum...
-----------------------------------------------------------------Next Weapon = A Gun with no Amo
***G-eCuA** Saludos a mi familia aqui

aight whatever u said, that really wasn't pleasant G/
looks like imma verbally access u with my brand new strategy//
ill dislocate ya private parts, and have you walkin' like a HOMO/
then wack you over the head, with a gun with no AMO//
ya body on the floor, i drag the corpse with my foot in the door/
leavin' ya in the dirt outside with magotts feedin' off ya gore//

Next weapon: Chocolate Cherries

i live forever similar to the virgin mary ...
have ya choked out from endulgin chocolate cherries ...
nestle covers ya jugular as im punchin ya ...
cherries as a weapon? come on blue thats just fuckin dumb ...


weapon- Allen Iverson's Freestyles

metaphysiks this a hard one
Nobody can guard the one
Then Allen is battling while his chains rattling
You knew I be wild
I come to rapbattles.com and keystyle
But nothing is more lethal
Then allen iverson's freestyles


next weapon......1,000 soilders

damn!!!
 

throw off a cliff on the latest Ski summit//
insert land mines in ya bladder and kick you in the stomach//
you'll be shittin bombs,slash you up after the niggaz rape you at the prom//
you'll be punched once by every person in america like they should do osamaand saddam!//
and i'll do all this and stay completely calm//
my crucification includes inserting nails into ya dome and palms//
i'm finned... :shocked:

i come up in your hide out, with a mic and enforcement///
you try to retaliate, but your surrounded by warships//
me and 1,000 troops, plus my 4 horsemen///
shatter mics into porclen, cover the back of your domes///
we rumble with no fear like Attack of the Clones//
we fracture your bones, less then a minute, you retreat cause its over///
then we cook they deads meat, that we feed to our soliders


next : a ghost pokemon

Ghost PokeMON?......
 

Yo whats the name of that Ghost Pokemon ?/
i know he uses Night Shade and keeps his lick ATTACK armed//
in reality, u must been watchin saturday's Cartoons on WB/
a little kids show, but yo dawg ..how old u BE?//
ight.....i choose Spooky from the red and white ball/
and decapitate ya head off, while im watchin' ya corspe do a sumersault//

Next Weapon: Static Shock
Oh dont get it twisted i watch the cartoons too .... :thumbup:

[static shock]


Creating a victory with instruments of Static Electricity
Come next to thee and I str8 Shock until Ur history..
Punches of endless mass hysteria burning breaking threw barriers
Carrying metals plats to attack electric waves, Then slay.
Rubbing on the nerves of arch rivals to send sudden shocks
Then put the mask on, to kill undercover, as I stay a vigilante
And not a cop…


Next weapon of choice..
[Bio Warfare]

Bio Warfare
 

the creations of Bio Warfare, envious wit the grievances/
it's hard to acknowledge the rotations with plebians//
havoc clashes, as tantrum rip thru chemist and embodied his stamina/
it killz em like a first stages of Protate Cancer//
obviously u aint the "ONE" to suffer the consequences/
every thing that came at you, u died from takin the wrong chances//

Next Weapon:All Purpose Seasoning
alright lets do this ! :laugh:

srry this was a mistake

Again I gotta kill BluMami, first it was with a beer bottle and now with an ALL PURPOSE SEASONING......Guess you didn't die the first time I killed you......You're back and want sum more of this Latino all over you....Sprinkle some of that powder on you, glogging up your pipes as you begin to sufficate and then die.....If you come back again, I'm gonna have to use my other hand, to keep you gasping until your very last breath......

Next Weapon : msn messenger