then he turned to the girl by his side and said (gay voice) like oh my god girl i need to stop smokin crack

The girl replied; "Yeah... shits buggin... ima take off my clothes now though.."

(in gay voice) ewwwwwwwe dd titties thats sick i hate boobies lets go buy u a strap on roflmao

Then they died... but from the ashes... arose...

A guy named Melvin!

melvin then pulled down his pants start jacking.....nutted.....then out came will a peer....lmao

she swam a fair bit... then found herself in the ovum of................

her mother ???

n says, wth u talkin bout??

Talking about the birds and bee's and some ones ovaries

- Then they all died ..

- Then rose a dude named Rupert

- I shot him and he died

- Then he cam back and Rupert is back

then rupert went back to survior and got eaten by a t-rex cuz he ended up on cbs's island wich airs on tuesdays at 8

but nobody will be able to watch it with the bomb that was planted there on tuesday........

lol and ruperts fat ass ate his way out of the t rex had guts hangin from his pimp beard

so he took the bomb and gave it to david letterman

and david letterman through it onto the steps of a library, in a strange and spur of the moment plot to destoy reading

And Fortunately It Worked. But Then The World Became So Stupid That We Went Back To The Caveman Days. Word

then we all fucked antgirl who walked past and realized thuglife gave them all aids, so we all dropped out and died except for 2by4 cuz he is a virgin

and then everyone dug themslelves out of there graves and went to kill empire.... then the choked on their gum and died

wonder where we get the gum from, oreo use his magic cookies powers and kills 2by4 to bring back everone and we all make a song in his name called
"r.i.p."
right in place haha

then osama goes suicidle and kills the world......... and the world blows up and yeah...... THIS STORY IS OVER!

but wait the is the story that never ends we all live in rap heaven and send mistic to country heven for trying to end this story

and then mistic apologies for being a dick and gets sent back to rapper heaven and we all live happily ever after...... until....

Then OMB, being the god that he is, creates another world... its called..

"no ending story land"

so oreo comes and hits up omb for power and he accepts and oreo makes a world for rapping cookies

and then mistic doesnt usually eat cookies so oreo lets him have a small farm for growing mince pies....... and he has 5 assistants... who all turn crazy

so let eat his farm and mistic goes broke, but as nice as i am i give him oreo milk cows and he makes millions cuz one squirts green milk

yeah then i give some of my @special or cow milk@ to the poor and everyone loves me for being so generuois and oreo for being rich and having everything

yup so we all get rich and count our money when we relizes the cows that make green milk eat money so now we are poor

but then we kill them damn cows and take all the money out of them so now were rich!!!! muaahhahahahahhahahaa

yeah but the money is covered in cow shit and now our hands are permanently stained brown, and they stink and the world has a severe deficit of soap.......

oh.....that sucks....

adn then..... mystic-rogue got rid of his accont and loged in as 4fil and then goes and finds soap from another planet so we can all clean our hands and not be smeely anymore!!....... but....

...but, Two by Four ate all the soap 'cuz he thought it was penis...

And he spat it back out whn he realised the unusual taste of normal food, rather than his usual sperm dinner.....

So he begged his dad to jizz in his jello....

To which his dad replied

"I don't know you, get out of my house Freak"

So he went back to the homeless shelter and got a hobo to jizz in his jello...

Then he took a bath in it...

And was cleaner than usual

^^lamo....^^

Then he put on his pink shoes to look cool and danced all the way to his boyfriends "hotness defined" house and made sweat to him, and used his pink shoes as a dildo............

and then illusion and hottness difined consume the world in there wackness.....

and so we all learn that cows with green milk only make you rich for 4 days