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bebegrl007 02-10-05 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Hells Fire
wanna here a sick joke my buddy told me

sure let's hear it...i wonder how many pages these thread can go till let's see

Hells Fire 02-10-05 12:18 AM

yeah its about as cold there as here because we live right on the tip of lake superior so wind off the lake meets the land breeze....the joke is "ya know what is sick a dead baby, ya know what is sicker a two dead babies, ya know what is sicker a pile of dead babies, ya know what is sicker a living baby in the pile of dead babies, and ya know what is really sick the baby is eating the dead ones to get out...omg thats sick

Cekret 02-10-05 12:18 AM

Haw!!! *Covers My Mouth* Sick Jokes, = A Big No No

bebegrl007 02-10-05 12:21 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hells Fire
yeah its about as cold there as here because we live right on the tip of lake superior so wind off the lake meets the land breeze....the joke is "ya know what is sick a dead baby, ya know what is sicker a two dead babies, ya know what is sicker a pile of dead babies, ya know what is sicker a living baby in the pile of dead babies, and ya know what is really sick the baby is eating the dead ones to get out...omg thats sick

i thought u meant "hahah sick" not sick as in "whoever made that joke should be shot sick"

Hells Fire 02-10-05 12:22 AM

i know but the funny thing was it sounded so wrong it was great and he was so smashed we just got done with a bottle of jack.

Hells Fire 02-10-05 12:23 AM

sorry to kill the mood...lol got a clean joke

bebegrl007 02-10-05 12:23 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hells Fire
i know but the funny thing was it sounded so wrong it was great and he was so smashed we just got done with a bottle of jack.

well i'm not drinking :(

Hells Fire 02-10-05 12:24 AM

that day went like this morning-shots of puckers for breakfast n lunch....afternoon skrewdrivers to the theater and at night shots of jack daniels

Hells Fire 02-10-05 12:26 AM

that morning did not feel so good but that night was probably the funniest night of my life i pushed my buddy n i fell over and couldnt get up...lol

Germ 02-10-05 12:26 AM

hahaha, baby jokes need to be told at a good time, or else they just come off so bad

bebegrl007 02-10-05 12:26 AM

sounds fun i haven't gotten drunk in about 3 years

Germ 02-10-05 12:28 AM

now thats willpower, shit eh, high five

Hells Fire 02-10-05 12:28 AM

well ya wanna hear what happened last weekend we stoll someones recycle bin and went bobsleddin down the golf coarse then we went out hittin garbage cans in the car

Germ 02-10-05 12:30 AM

haha, the best is putting "road closed" signs in the middle of the street, and watch cars stop and drive away, so good

bebegrl007 02-10-05 12:31 AM

lmfao u got the craziest stories *sits and listens*

Hells Fire 02-10-05 12:34 AM

ok last winter my buddies n i hid in the trees n all hit the same car with like 4 snow balls...we ran then later came back i saw a skunk jumped 2 feet got clotheslined by a branch and just kept running till i saw a squad car where i ran between buildings and me and my buddies bunkered down for at least an hour while 3 police cars drove around and the car that we hit began to circle

La Cosa Nostra 02-10-05 12:39 AM

I need entertainment too..

Who wants to lick my balls? :love:

Hells Fire 02-10-05 12:41 AM

we also went n whipped shitties in my toyota turcel on my birthday december 23 first i never got my food at the restraunt while my family already had theirs, then we hit a snow bank when i turned on my lights and was headin home, dugg the car out in like negative 5 weather with my hockey sticks, didnt work so a taxi guy that looked like a neo nazi braught me to holiday to get a tow rope where he pulled me outta da ditch...then we went to the mall baught a girls gone wild that just sucked shoulda got the porn, then since it was my 18th i went to a porn shop and while my buddy was in the car the lady squated down and took a pee right next to him..lol no way could a bday story get better etc when we were watchin the porno my buddies mom walked in hahah

Hells Fire 02-10-05 12:42 AM

i have to say nostadamus when i go to be i have night mares about your avy haha

bebegrl007 02-10-05 12:45 AM

lmao u have interesting stories...hey i need workout song ideas who's got some either name them or i can download them off u

Hells Fire 02-10-05 12:47 AM

eye of the tiger, welcome to the jungle, pump pump it up-joe budden, i dunno

bebegrl007 02-10-05 12:49 AM

nah i like more 50 cent umm fab that kind of workout songs

Hells Fire 02-10-05 12:51 AM

like just chillin music.............

Hells Fire 02-10-05 12:52 AM

i always have some NAS in my selection for whatever im doin

bebegrl007 02-10-05 12:52 AM

no workout music...like in da club, disco inferno, breathe...that type of workout music

Hells Fire 02-10-05 12:55 AM

ever hearda Iconz look them up

Cekret 02-10-05 12:56 AM

I Thank The Lord For My Blessings And I'm Glade He Gave Us The Will Power And The Reflexes Of Larry Daivs,

L.B.
I Want To Be Entertanined As Well

Hells Fire 02-10-05 12:58 AM

um i like some old school jay-z too or maybe ya like brush the dirt off ya shoulder, ti got some hot songs, and so many 50 cent or fab ya could add

Hells Fire 02-10-05 12:59 AM

young buc's stomp

bebegrl007 02-10-05 01:01 AM

do u have them?? if so cani download them off u?

Hells Fire 02-10-05 01:05 AM

nah my puter is like runnin on internet alone i mean igot aim only for msn thats how ghetto it be haha

bebegrl007 02-10-05 01:06 AM

lmao ur like soc u need a new computer

Hells Fire 02-10-05 01:08 AM

yeah savin for a labtop...............

bebegrl007 02-10-05 01:09 AM

get a sony it's awesome

Hells Fire 02-10-05 01:11 AM

how much that vaio thing run its pretty good what i hear

bebegrl007 02-10-05 01:13 AM

depends average laptop about 600$ for a pretty basic model but basic sony still better than a damn dell or gateway bullshit

Hells Fire 02-10-05 01:16 AM

oh yeah im willin to spend like the usuall $1000-2000 on a damn good one

Van Ished 02-10-05 01:16 AM

I have songs...

bebegrl007 02-10-05 01:19 AM

yeah really good ones run about 2000 and up...but well worth it cause it holds it's market value...and i know u have songs dyce send me some and i'll return the favor :)

Hells Fire 02-10-05 01:20 AM

well im out bebe if ya ever need cheerin again ya know the name heres a email address BillWallakaILLWill@go.com. check it out n ill see ya around i need to hit them collegette books


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