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Sean Gunner 05-27-05 07:24 PM

I've got a few.

Why do you have to have at least one to two girls to go get food with? Do you really think your gonna get mugged from the table to the food?

That skinny girls say they're fat? (Who aren't anorexic)

Why do you talk about how good looking some actor is, but when I say some actress is hot you get pissed?

Why do you play mind games period?

Why do you say your blonde when your hair is black?

47.29" of Zigs 05-27-05 09:14 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by schema
go and find a hot girl...bring her back here and let her read that...see what she says...then ask me that again...


she said... *repeats in monotone* dat dude be a fag aint he that dude on that gay porn site who sleeps with his father haha hes a fag now can i suck your dick eric please sir *coughs*

Damn nigga... I guess you are getting laid then... I stand corrected.

schema 05-27-05 10:56 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ...España~Bandaña...
she said... *repeats in monotone* dat dude be a fag aint he that dude on that gay porn site who sleeps with his father haha hes a fag now can i suck your dick eric please sir *coughs*

Damn nigga... I guess you are getting laid then... I stand corrected.


nah man...you cant just dress up in a short skirt and high heels and come back and type some shit in yourself...

your boyfriend doesnt count either...

you need a real live girl with an actual pussy...

get back to me...

Grave Digger 05-27-05 11:14 PM

........................................ upping my pimp thread yo

47.29" of Zigs 05-28-05 02:41 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by schema
nah man...you cant just dress up in a short skirt and high heels and come back and type some shit in yourself...

your boyfriend doesnt count either...

you need a real live girl with an actual pussy...

get back to me...


nigga i aint inot no crossdressin bullshit like you but this chick was real.... give or take a few limbs but werd she was real

47.29" of Zigs 05-28-05 02:42 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by schema
nah man...you cant just dress up in a short skirt and high heels and come back and type some shit in yourself...

your boyfriend doesnt count either...

you need a real live girl with an actual pussy...

get back to me...

and that still dont explain that gay porn shit!

TeamOne 05-28-05 02:52 AM

yes, yes, it is pimp....... keep addin to it

Mad Dog 05-28-05 07:37 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
That.. you always gotta go to the bathroom with atleast one other girl with you

That.. You fuck the first day we meet, and actually expect a phone call

That.. When you like someone, and know they like you, instead of just fucking them/going out with them (wichever way you roll) ya'll gotta start playing games and shit... and then get mad when the guy gets furstrated andends up fucking another girl

That.. If you like me, but we aint going out, and I flirt with another girl ya'll act fucked round me like you pissed...................... but it's ok for you to flirt with any guy

That.. You just find it nescasary to tell me your having your period, I aint wanna know that shit

That.. When ya'll wear high skirts/low cut shirts/tight pants with a thong, and I come up and say "Damn nice legs/nice tits/nice ass", I just get a slap, like your wearing that shit cuz it makes you feel good bout yourself? HELL NAH, you wearing it cuz you want guys to be noticed, your a fucking skank, and then when they compliment what you want noticed, you bitch slap them!

That.. If i'm dating you, at lunch time, I GOTTA be with your friends, I gotta hang with your friends with you, but you can't come with me, so I can hang with mine

That.. You can give me head.. but won't let me give any back :wtf:

That.. Your girl friends come and slap your ass as a joke, but when were making out and I grab your ass you tell me not to..

That.. You find it nescesary to be friends with the guys that happen to be the biggest assholes in the world, and act like assholes with you, and your just like wt/v

That.. you gotta have a poster of some homo from a soap opera in your locker.. while your dating me, and when i'm around you, still talk with your friends bout how hot they are? :wtf:

That.. When I act sweeat and shit, you all say i'm cute, and then when I act like my regular pimpish self, ya'll say i'm hot? :huh: (and by the way, stfu with that ya your cute, or she finds you cute shit, aint no guy wanna hear bout how "cute" he is)

That.. You tell a guy that any girl would be soooo lucky to go out with him, but you won't?

That.. When I tell one of the hottest girls in my school about how beautifull I think she is, she's like, nah I aint even pretty, stfu bitch you know damn well your hot, and A LOT of girls do this, pisses me off

That.. A bitch will strip for me on web-cam but not in real life

That..Your friends gotta be the most annoying bitches in the world

That.. If your my ex, and i'm dating a girl, you find it nescasary to tell the girl bout all the bad shit i've done

That.. You invite me over to your house, and you like me, but you don't wanna seem forward or shit so I gotta bring a friend? Or we can only hang out if there's other people there? (Not all girls but some)

That.. After I tell you I like you, you gotta start acting all weird around me and shit

These aren't really questions, cuz I basically know all the answers to em, they were more statemants, but peeps can feel free to answer em' like questions anyways, I wanna see what people have to say


Answers to Q's

1. Coz it's the main hall of gossip...they reveal EVERYTHING in there...ever seen ya girl come back from the bathroom and her mate looks at you and smirks?...thats coz she jus told her you licked her out like whoa and made her eyes roll back or you clearly fucked up completely.

2. Because they just do...my girl when i got her number the day after she broke up wit her ex she text me like mad and then she text good night and i was like "ok...night" at that point she thought i wasn't interested...and hasn't let that moment drop in the year and 9 months together.

3. Because women expect us to be more direct and see their signs...but men = blind at that shit my girl basically had to grab my dick and THEN i was like oh...ok you feel the same...men tread carefully coz we afraid of reading the wrong signs coz women hang us for gettin the wrong idea...YET they expect us to understand their signs.

4. Becasue women think we are gonna jump into bed with them at that exact moment...and wit women they think that the man they flirtin wit is "jus a friend" but who's sayin they ain't got the same intentions as us?.

5. Thats easy...coz they feel they can share that with you...trust me watching a birth > being told about a period...i can cope wit her sayin oh blob week.

6. Coz they think it's in style all to do wit fashion...however subliminally they DO want the attention but when confronted they don't wanna admit it.

7. Coz they think their friends can chage you and if you are with her friends you'll see them as YOUR friends and leave your friends behind therefore she has changed you into a mindless zombie who goes yes dear certainly dear.

8. Opposite way round wit me dawg i supply, she won't give back...count yaself lucky :thumbup: oh she has before...but i'm jus dope down below :thumbup:

9. Hormonal...they think it's all playtime wit the friends but when your down to work...it's by her rules or not at all.

10. 9/10 they ex's tryna get back wit her and she's all like "well we went out but we good friends...oh ignore that text him sayin we should get together he's my friend he don't mean it...oh ignore that one sayin he still got feelins he don't mean it"...too trusting.

11. Coz they know we'd do the same.

12. Reassurance dawg they all got boundaries.

13. By sayin your cute they're trying to play you down to make ya feel less big headed about yaself...i hate the word cute.

14. Coz she thinks she's too good for ya.

15. Coz it's self-confidence issues...some know it some don't.

16. Coz you ain't there to touch her i guess.

17. Coz they just are annoying bitches...but apparantly your mates are 10 x worse.

18. Coz once you do...their mind goes into overdrive and they get all emotional and try to make themselves belive it ain't true.

Grave Digger 05-28-05 04:10 PM

wordness........

Grave Digger 05-28-05 04:44 PM

mad dog, word, some good points and shit, upping for more replies

Grave Digger 05-28-05 07:39 PM

dont fucking ignore my thread you hobos

J. Luth 05-28-05 07:41 PM

^damn, you ain't no jack!!! :D :shoot:

Grave Digger 05-28-05 07:42 PM

^^ OH SNAP!! Wordplay coming out yo ass

Grave Digger 05-28-05 07:42 PM

STFU home made baked hoe cake, up my pimpin shit thread :shoot: :shoot: :shoot:

J. Luth 05-28-05 07:44 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
^^ OH SNAP!! Wordplay coming out yo ass

weerd, yo. I put a shell in your back... and then I call you a turtle. [/drunk again] :D :shoot:

J. Luth 05-28-05 07:44 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
STFU home made baked hoe cake, up my pimpin shit thread :shoot: :shoot: :shoot:

oh shit!!! home made baked hoe cake, fuck!!!!!!!!!!!! lol shit, yo....... :shoot: :shoot: :shoot:

TeamOne 05-28-05 07:52 PM

he didnt answer it all tho

Grave Digger 05-28-05 11:06 PM

^^ who didn't answer???

Grave Digger 05-28-05 11:29 PM

...................................... :shoot:

Grave Digger 05-29-05 12:29 AM

^^^ Word, perhaps, anyone else...

TeamOne 05-29-05 12:44 AM

^^^ they also say it every week to get outa swimmin class.....

Grave Digger 05-29-05 01:41 AM

^^ ahahahhaa, you got swimming class? Rofl @ saying every week

Grave Digger 05-29-05 05:32 PM

If bitches had their period every week, i'd kill myself

Fugg 05-29-05 05:47 PM

It deads me when a chick be leading you on, & when it gets to the dirty. They all like "I'm on my period", so I just have to settle for they ass.

TeamOne 05-29-05 05:49 PM

lol yea........ i gotta take swimmin for atleast one quarter of high school..... the teachers let them get awy with it, too, like they actually would have one that often..... its cool tho, its usually 90% ugly girls who try and use it.....

Grave Digger 05-29-05 08:48 PM

^^ That was uncalled for, no wants to hear about periods, especially ugly bitches periods

Grave Digger 05-29-05 09:38 PM

Familly guy was a repeat today, thats gay, anyways, back to topic, up up up

J. Luth 05-29-05 09:39 PM

it is why girls ayo............. :shoot:

sdizzle 05-29-05 09:55 PM

wtf

must be a white bitch

even then, i never went out wiyth a chick who had any posters in her locker, or just talked bout how sexy soap opera actors are...

shes get a pimpslap if she did

Grave Digger 05-29-05 11:03 PM

^^ Negro please

Grave Digger 05-29-05 11:16 PM

.............................

J. Luth 05-30-05 03:11 PM

jack attack, what?!?! :shoot:


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