Worst Dumps....

"SPLASH-BACK"

...werd, nobody likes a wet ass.

Oh yeah, those suck too. I forgot about those.

Merry X MAS :GIVES X LAX TO ALL:

Uhh, we can all take dumps. idiot.

You weird mofos

ehh idk..i dont eat the best foods.. so alot of time.. i'm not shitting full out logs.. there more like just small limbs.. and there like little cannonballs when they hit the water leaving my ass soaked.. or i'll get the occasional shit.. that i wouldnt go so far to say it's diarrhea.. but it's like.. it sounds like im pissing.. and.. i get this insane burning sensation in the rectal region

Word. The cannonballs have gotten me quite a few times recently. They do shoot up some water on my ass cheeks, but I wouldn't go as far as to say that they're the worst. Not even close.

NOOOOOuhhh, you are!

Splashback sucks... I usually wipe it off instantly... Because ill be fucked if im gonna walk around with a crust of diluted shit and piss on my ass.

ROOOOOOOOOOFLMAO
MAAAN, Yall niggas is crazy

the worst dumb I had, I shitted on myself
I was walkin home from school, and it was a long ass walk.
i was like 8 or 9
and I just couldnt make it
so I let it go
and it slid down my leg
and then tears started rollin down my eyes
and I got in the house and cried and took a bath
lmao

My mama was like "whats wrong with you"
and Im like "I doo doo'd on myself"
and she says "dont put ya draws in the dirty clothes, soak them first"
ROFL,MAOLOLO

^Fuckin guy I doo dooed my self! Werd man I havn't heard that shit in years. ;)

Or have you ever gone to whipe your ass and when you whipe theres so much shit in there that it's hard to get the shit out your ass it's fuckin bullshit takes forever. Or have you ever ran outta toilet paper in the bathroom so you have to pull up your pants and walk around the house looking for toilet paper with a shitty ass? Now that fuckin sucks. :banghead:

Rofl lmfao
funniest shit i read all day
shit got my stomach hurtin

The fuck, roflfl, ive shitted my pants but not like that, and it wasnt on purpose. Ill just be sitting there, and let a fart go, and shit comes out, like shotgun blasts the back of my shorts.

Once i was with Mimesis and our gramma in the car, and i just fart and im like "i think i just crapped my pants".. and theyre all laughing and shit, and we were on the way to the movie theater, so we keep going, and we're getting the tickets in line outside and im like trying to cover up this shit that is slowly seeping through my shorts in one spot. So we get inside and im like in the family bathroom (cuz you can lock the door) for like, ever, washing the shit out of my boxers, which i ended up throwing away because it was too gross, and i just went commando in my shorts.


:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

man, I one time passed out from taking a dump cuz i had one of those poops that just like scrape your asshole, and leave you in extreme pain, and you don't wanna hold it, cuz it'd be too messy. yea, that was illy yo.

... ive had pain, but never passed out, you're just weak and new to thaaaa crap game.

Hey, man, have you ever gone to post on the internet and then you only end up herbifying a thread to herbish levels that no herb has ever herbed before? yea, I think you have. NOW STFU and log-off and stay off!! thanks

word I guess so yo. I jus like fell down I guess, woke up felt extreme pain on left side of my face, looked in mirror, like "NIGGA WTF did I just get raped?!?!" and then jus wiped my ass and continued on wit my day like sausages nah mean?

i hate the middle of the night dumps when your too tired to try but you get stomach pains.....i fell asleep on the can once.......

Well, did you fall OFF the toilet? cuz wouldnt the shit follow?

matter of fact this discussion prompted me to go dump now
i feel fantastic, five pounds lighter

^nah yo, it was right after the shit came out yo. shit happened when i was like 8 or something. had nightmares for a week. ~_~

So you were 8 years old, and said "NIGGA WTF, I JUST GET RAPED?"

???

no, but looking back that's prolly what I would have said if it happened to me now. ya feel me?

shit, atleast I don't say to my mom "nigga wtf you do with my coke?" or some shit like that on a song. leave me alone yo. :(

no, i dont feel you, you lied about saying that, how the hell am i supposed to believe the whole story?!

it's a shitty story yo (pun intended), you believe it or not, it ain't gonna change anything. nah mean?

rofl @ pun intended.

ahahahahah

word, but yo....... you and mim record any new illy remixes?

Yeah, well, have you heard "Taking over the east coast" ?

If not, www.soundclick.com/mondothugz

top track i believe. But i think you gotta DL the track and not stream it, sometimes our SC plays our tracks like chipmunk mode.

^ROFL word shit did that to my track once. sounded dope tho ~_~

but word I'll peep. better be better than I believe I can fly.

That track was ill, nah, in the intro of this track, i go all crunk, im like "WHAT?!?!" like lil' jon, its so ill.

LMAO @ east track lmao @ tea haha

and arizona is rough. lmao so dope. ~_~ you like singing or something. lmao

Yeah son, in that east track, rofl, in the beginning, its all "THE CHAMP IS HERE".. thats like, so gay.

^rofl yea, that like jadakiss or some shit. still illy yo. y'all should make myspace band page for mondo thugz and shit

I know right. Shit, good idea, lemme get that up.

word yo..... get all the e-bitches and shit

www.myspace.com/mondothugs

song hasnt processes yet, i dont think, but itll be up soon.

word added ~_~./

word, i accepted it.