Vin Diesel just saved a whole bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico.

heh, kinda lame, but i was readin it serious as hell, so i found it funny

haha.

I read the Top 100.

The Mr T ones and Chuck Norris ones arent as good.

Vin Diesel shows no mercy while playing dodgeball.

hahaha

and yes, i will keep posting one at a time

wheres the top 100?

along the bottom, like in text, easy to see...

For a brief period in history, Vin Diesel had stolen the letter F from the alphabet, that is why we have words such as Photo and dr. Phil.


Lmao


Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another.


*dead*

Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.

Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit

Vin Diesel covers his Slip 'n' Slide with gravel.

When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Vin Diesel once had Parkinsons disease but he shook it off

Vin Diesel has been known to ridicule Jesus for taking 3 days to rise from the dead.

Vin Diesel invented the hammer when he was tired of using his forehead to slam nails into wood.

The evolution of Vin Diesel's favorite shots to dirnk goes as follows: Pickle Juice, Italian Dressing, Scope mouthwash, Hydrogen Peroxide, Unicorn blood and finally tripple filtered Essence of Pain

hahaha

Vin Diesel is Bert and Ernie's illegitimate son.

Vin Deisel used to be a break dancer.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/vindiesel.html
its TRUE! lmao

roflfl @ the top one.

^roflmao @ stealin the letter f

The letters of "Vin Diesel" spell out "Die Selvin." No one knows who this "Selvin" fellow is but it is a commonly agreed upon fact that he is dead by now.

Vin Diesel taught Ken Jennings everything he knows, then banged his wife.

Vin Diesel can survive four-and-a-half months without water, but only 12 hours without Taco Bell.

Rofldhhghfd. Lolll

Yeah, word. STFU forever, baby.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris uses all seven letters in Scrabble... Every turn.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands.


Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.

I do believe the title says VIN DIESEL

^word to rose.

not chuck norris.

I know, what a loser. pff.

yup ima BFC slap 'em.

BFC, so gay. SO GAY.

^uh oh dont diss BFC.

that was the best crew by far.

c'mon now you gotta admit it was dope

Uhh, no, or else i woulda joined, and like... i didnt.

but you thought about it. :mad:

uhh, not really..

lol @ us on 2sites at the same time.

Lol @ me saying that exact same thing on the other site.

I like cadburys bubble you know.

...no i dont. :)

you should do shitface. SHITFACE.

^STFU poor excuse of a kid.

Word .