like i jus said fuck you an wut your talking about i don got the time to argue on the fucking computer with some square who has no deth to them n im new to rv so idon no who tha fuck u talkin about- an hers my take on dis jesus shit jesus did exist his miracles could have merely been tricks who knows depend on wut you wanna believe the bible is not fictional but partly myth some shit you cant ignore like the predictions about the rise and fall of Mesopotamian Empires way befroe tha shit happened but religion as a whole is bullshit because its jus something that people use ta cope with life- think about that
-N LIKE I SAID FUCK U NECROPHILILIAC

I like your name.

Why Wut Da Fuck Does Your Name Mean

Oh yeah, this kid is going to be a big text head...he preyed off my name with his superpowerful punch abilities and then reversed it against me in a totally original name. Get this straight, dumbshit: you aren't funny calling me a 'necrophiliac', because I have honestly digged up the bodies of people's ancestors and dry humped them until my penis got gangrene. My book cames from true Necromonicon, made by a nomad to teach the secrets of demons and witchcraft, basis for H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulu mythos. You trying to be smart by saying all that shit about the Bible pretty much everyone knows? It's been stated before, I don't care if you're new, they should force people to take an IQ test before coming into this forum.

You have no time to be arguing with a 'square' with no 'deth'?

1.) I'm a human, thus my body is not a square. Other than the stub my penis use to be at.
2.) a.) This is stating you mean depth by saying 'deth': I have plenty of depth. Taking what In-vision told me, you have a thing called reading comprehension. Good job on figuring out that the Bible consists of many myths.
b.) This is assuming you mean death: ...

Fuck off.

That Iz A Original Name An One Of The Cleanest Names On This Site -FUck Smart Talk Im Ignorant and i luv it so deal with it i ain even gon argue dis shit no more

hmm. there are so many ways to prove you wrong. but whats the use. it ain't gon help your ass. what religion are you?

who are you talking about me or necro

the guy who made this thread, SIR!

At ease cadet- i dunno he's gotta point but this is a endless arguement prove him wrong if you can

I'd say jesus was a lot like Socrates.
Spoke wisdom (but jesus did it in a nice way) and put to death for it.
As far as him walking on water and going to heaven in human form, moses splitting ocean for people to walk through, etc. stuff like that is just.. silly.
He was a smart nice human while he lived.

Jesus died when he got stabbed with a spear.

so that makes him a regular human.

And second off the allmighty god wouldn't need to make a human form son.

unless you think god is in human form.

God's Son could be a animal for all you know.

it would make more sense too, as animals where the first on earth.

seems like you've never heard of a prphet. you should die.

Dont come in here and telling me something if you cant even fucking spell it proper.

Yea, please not about me killing somebody in a song would you? Your coming at the wrong one thinking thats what I rap about seriously. Get your facts straight kid.

Weren't humans made in 'god's image'? And maybe people wouldn't really take it seriously if a talking badger walked around? Maybe it actually would...dopeness.

Also, he was weak from spending his time on the cross then was stabbed by the Spear of Longinus. If he was truly the Son of God and died for our sins, then that pretty much answers the 'Jesus is a normal man' question, I suppose, because he allowed himself to die.

But the thing is, depending on what religion you believe in, he also "ROSE" from the dead. Therefore, making him not human. Thoughts....

Stfu you faggot.

You have Royce Da 5 9 in your avy and sig.


Song by him.

Royce - Stick a pistol and blow it.

The dieing for our sins crap is bull.

someone had to cover up the fact that the so called "son of god" died.


If a animal was talking to me. i would believe he was jesus or god himself.

WTF? Ok, apparently you listen to him more than I do. Secondly, does it matter what i listen to. As long as it doesnt determine how i respond to ignorant people like you? I dont think so. Your whole theory of Jesus being fake was based all on your own opinion and the a human made up theory through the movie of Costantine, so basically, your in the same boat as every other religion. No one has spoken to God, or Jesus,but yet we derive our own believes from what we believe was written during his time, which studies have proven, that many of the Biblical things that have happened were recorded or we are finding broken artifacts to prove that its true. So, join the crowd...

Yeah but people back then where idiots.

no educations.

they had the smarts of a 2nd grader.

But yet the knowledge that people had back then, all of our knowledge is derived from. Religion was derived from them, mathematical equations, scientific notations of planets and such. All of which was derived from them, so they had to be getting something right.

No.

We envoled with all that knowledge. People back then also believed in Witches.

which this elimates the thought of Jesus being a female, beacause he would of been burned to the stake as people would think he is a witch.

wow.. gj posting this just for attention.. *claps*.. *sigh*

There is proof Jesus exist, but dont say he's a fake and there's not such thing as God.. i got real proof there is God... Reason?? When i havent had faith in him before my life was horrible, nothing good ever happend, but now when i got m yfaith back life has never gotten or felt better.. and dont say thats a coinsedince or however u spell it.. i got other facts as well to prove it to u

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omfg shut up.

Jesus isn't god you fucking moron, he's a regular skinny fag.

wow i cant believe people pray to him.

yeah he aint God.. but he's the son of God. his right hand, he was able to do things we cant do.. jst stfu and grow up.. you only do this shit to get attention... thats y u put this shit on ur avatar n sig.. wow

I put it in my avy and sig to piss you off.

if he was the right hand man he wouldn't die. he would of killed the people who tried to kill him to make everyone believe who he was.

now he left us question if he is who he believes he is.

That's not scriptural. Jesus was not killed. He GAVE his life. There's more to this story than what you learn in Sunday school as a kid. It's very intricate and more than I choose to go into right now, especially if you're not willing to hear it. There is no question about who Jesus is. If you don't believe it, then you don't believe it. But, for us believers, the story is complete and marvelous.


Holla back if you want me to break this down.

Jesus is a make bieleve friend for grown people they were forced to bieleve in him since they were little kids and there too damn insicure to realize you are made of a buncha electrons when they burn out you die and go in the dirt... not to heaven...

Jesus ain't fake.....
He cleans my pool and trims the hedges.

This is where i dont understand.

Jesus got killed, he didn't give his life away. WHO THERE WOULD KNOW HE GAVE HIS LIFE AWAY?

that makes no fucking sense.

this prolly wont get read cuz its in the back of the posts an ppl r lazy but w/e

Jesus died on friday right (good friday), now he was dead friday morning which means he was probably burried at night, now the bible says he arose 3 days and 3 nights later, now lets think about this, friday night, saturday morning,saturday night,sunday morning, sunday night, that was three nights now what about the day he arose from the death which was the next morning which was monday morning, my father taught me that, im not religious or anything so if there is a mis calculation with that srry.

Also if we were all created in the vision of god, then why are we be only civilization to believe him, wouldnt he want people to worship him from the beginning? (e.g. greeks, romans, egyptians and mesopotamians)

It is said that Jesus' birth marked the beginning of time when actually was born at aproximatley 3 BC.

When Jesus was born it is said that the shepards were in the feild with their sheep but this is december (supposivly) so why are the sheep out grazing at this time of year (yes i know its hot out there but im pretty sure they didnt graze or w/e in december) and correct me if im wrong but jesus had no crib for a bed, but wasn't joseph a carpenter?

Lets not forget the damage that religeon has caused in the past 1000 years. Did you know that just before the enlighenment (renissance) a war was started because two guards for the king fell out a window and survived the long fall, the christians claimed a devine intervention of god but another religeon (im sorry but my mind is blank i dont remember who they are right now, its in my history notes sumwhere)

srry for that last irrelivent paragraph.

in short there was a man named Jesus who did preach the existance of god and the Romans got quite pissed.

anyways i just felt i had to say something on this topic.

^ cool, you made some good points there.

thanx, i like to study history........................................... .............................

also it was Moses who wrote the ten commandments, he was on top of a mountain and was "talking to his homeboy god"

no shit, i already stated that. thats also the biggest bullshit.

"god shaked the mountain to lead moses there so he could write the commandments".

^ who the fuck believes this crap.

thats kind of mean to ask who believs that stuff, i certenly dont but if there is a god and he does have these devine powers, couldnt he do whatever he wanted?

am i playing both ends against the middle?

first things first..crazy hades..it's good to see you spreading my knowledge around..haha

and 2nd...i'm not gonna get into all the reasons why this thread is rediculously un-educated....because other people have covered that...i am how ever going to touch base with something tito brought up..

why the fuck DO people think there cool denouncing any kind of faith? I seriously think cats think there enlightened when they learn just the most miniscule flaw in anything, and they like to blow it out of proportion, and feel like they need to share it to the world to break everyones mis-guided faith...grow the fuck up...theres a very very great chance, if your below average ability to draw conclusions, make connections, and read between the lines can piece together enough information to detect a flaw, that the geniuses before you, did it too...don't think your the first one to understand flaws, people more intelligent and more honest than you and I both have dedicated there lives to all sorts of cults, religions, prophets, ways of life...etc......keep your mouth shut next time you think you've found something groundbreaking..because theres an excellent chance..it's actually extrememly elementary

I can't begin to notice how many skewered posts Serbness has...

If a animal was talking to me. i would believe he was jesus or god himself.

Then your next post states they have the mind of a second grader. If he came back as a bear, people would run. If he had come back, he could've been killed for food if he was a deer or something edible. Other things would be killed or taken for hallucinations. They wouldn't have killed a human so easily. Also, a second grader can distinguish if someone is walking on water or not, and there was a large gathering of people who witnessed his miracles...granted, 70,000 people claimed they saw the sun dance around 1913, but whatever.

I especially enjoy Serbness' inability to listen to logic, solidifed by where he agrees with the points of people on his side but continues his stupid little rant when someone opposes him.

If someone was trying to cover up the death of the 'son of god', they could've come up with something better...e.g. he came back in the body of another follower who was trying to mess with people's minds.



Do you practice being this stupid? We didn't evolve with this knowledge, we learned from our mistakes and documented it over time...a common ancestor didn't make apes, then humans sprang forth and then a cavemen went 'oh yes, let's invent a lightbulb'. When was the witchhunt thing created anyway?

Burning at the stake:

Historically the term designated, especially for witches, the period within Western history in which there occurred intense burning together with various types of murdering of witches. This period is known for its bloody witch-hunts and crazes which extended from the mid-15th century to the early 18th century. [ source: http://witches.monstrous.com/witch_hunt.htm ]

The witchhunt hadn't started until about 1400 AD...so Jesus could've been a woman...there goes that theory. What other things do you have for me to shoot down?