your momma so fat then when poor people get hungry they try and take the rolls off her stomach

yo momma so ugly...and got joked so bad i had to put her picture in here

yo momma so ugly... o shit! brb, fogot 2 change tha water in that bitches cage 2day :S werd

yo mommas head is so big.........she leaned back......and broke a satalite

yo momma so fat.....she went to the club and did the rockaway.......and fat joe got the fuck out the way

yo momma is so stupid, she hit up dominoes cause she wanted to buy some game pieces

yo mommas so fat .......she sat on tha Q....and got an awnser

lmao ^^^

yo momma is so fat, if i reach into her, i'll find a buffet

your momma so FAT .....................MUTHAFUCKER SHE JUST FUCKIN FAT!!!!..

hahahahehehhahahaheheh!!

Yo momma so stupid she locked herself in the toilet and pissed herself.

yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store n starved to death...

roflmfao @ yall

YO MOMMA IS SOO FAT!!!!!

She sets the mood wit hickery barberque sauce, and masterbates to cookbooks!!!!!

lmao...........yo momma is so stupid she wondered how one dressin could cover 1000 islands

YO, YO MOMMA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAT...........


she cleans her pussy with tartar sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


^knockout punch!!!! ~_~

lmfao the last two were yucky
ur momma's so fat she put on a yellow tshirt n the sun said "i didnt know my wife was here"
-_-

yo momma so fat, she needs to fed ex her food to her stomach

Yo, YO MOMMA'S TEETH IS SOO YELLOW....

when she smiles, all the kids yell "SUNNY DELIGHT!!!"

YO, YO MOMMA IS SOOOO FAT........

everybody uses her G string for TUG-A-WAR!!!!

lmao at that one g........lol

you momma is so stupid she yelled into a envelope....she said she's tryin to send voicemail!

rofllllllllllllllllll @ tech and deuce

let's see....

yo momma so fat she buys XXL magazine to compliment her clothes

keep 'em coming foo's.....


yo momma so black her pictures look like negatives

yo mommas foreheads so big.....we hooked a wire to it......and got free xm radio

YO, YO MOMMA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY.....

that when ever she spread Axe in her direction, everybody ran away!!!!!!!!

yo mommas so fat.....she went to get a tiger cub tattoo.......and the shit came out lookin' like a saber tooth

Your momma so fat, japanese people point at her, scream and run!

YO, YO MOMMA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY!!!............

that when she drives, all the lights turn green so nobody has a chance to look at her!!!!!!!

yo mommas so fat.....she jumped in a pool......and new orleans got flooded again

lmao at G's joke.........yo watch yo momma, it's on mtv in 30 minutes foo's!

yo momma is so ugly.......she has a lifetime membership to plastic surgery

Rofl The Funniest One So Far

yo momma's so ugly.......she tried to put on glasses.....and they smacked her!

yo mommas so skinny.........i tapped her.....and broke her pancreas

Yo momma is so stupid i asked what she does for a living and said......breathe!

yo mommas so gay.....i gave her a dildo and she fucked her husband wit it

yo momma so stupid, i asked her if she knew pharell from the nepunes, she said " i only know people from earth"

yo mommas eyebrows are so thick......she fell face first....and bounced back

yo momma is so stupid i told her to turn on her tv and she started to rub on her titties and biting her lips