ur mommas ass is so fat that she bent over and it effected the tides

Eh.. not my fault yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

So? Yo mama failed it altogether, dumbass didn't even make a choice.

Really? Well.. yo momma so stupid, she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.

Yo mama lost count while two-steppin'.

so, ur momma so stupid she went to a spelling bee she brought hunny

Yo momma took a cup to see the movie Juice.

Yo mama smoked crack and people thought she calmed down.

Yo momma thought her dumbass needed a token to get on Soul Train.

your moma so poor to get into her front door i had to jump the back fence.....

^^Yo momma so black, her skid marks are white.









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^^yo mama only leaves skid marks when she is draggin ass down the street after taking a shit....

ur mommas so stupid she thought a brizillain wax was when they waxed brazil

Yo momma asked for help to use a hamburger helper.

^^that was SOO stupid...it doesnt deserve a comeback, speaking of comebacks...does your mom still think thats when you throw up seamen???

meant to the brazilian joke...

yo mommas so that richard simmons cant help

So wack.. matter fact..
Yo momma's like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!

Yo momma mad cuz she had to sue KFC for false advertising...She ain't got no fingers and they claim to be "Finger lickin' good!"

Yo mom is so dumn....she tried to hotwire a trolley

:cool:

LOL @ that...

#1...Dumb is spelled DUMB


#2...who talks about trolleys?



Yo momma so dumb, she wanted to change the world so she bought a big pamper.




lol

yo ur mommas so white that when she eats soup she dunks her self in it

since when u a champ chump

LOL@Me not bein able to spell

Ok...

Yo momma seen mo' corners than michael schumacher!

Your mama so big she used a mattress as a maxi pad....

Yo momma feet stink so bad, they use her to catch fish. She just dips her big toe in the lake and all the catfish jump into the bucket!

oh yeah well ur mommas so bald she put on a turtleneck she looked like a broken condom

your mama so fat her blood type is rocky road

yo momma hair line so far back, it looks like the back of her neck has a beard.

yo mommas ass is so big she had a shit and it was called u

Your Momma so Skinny..She Swallowed a Tic Tac

and looked like she was 9 Months Pregnant

ur mommas so greasy that mcdonalds fries were jealous

your mama so fat she was mistaken for shamoo

Your momma so skinny

she can fit her whole picture on the side of an Id Card

yo mama so hairy she was mistakin' for big foot

your mama so black she get lost in the dark

Yea well your Momma so black

she got a ticket 4 Public Exposure @ Midnight

Yo momma butt so flat, it comes with maple syrup.

ur mommas so white i mistaked her for frosty the snowman

your mommas so dumb

she put you in a round room and tol dyou to sit int he corner.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs..................... :shoot: