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dude ure ugly as fuck.u got razor bumps all over ur face,ur hair is thinnin so i can see ur scalp,u got an ugly nose with giant nosestrils,weird ears,n u got no body at all u just skinny as fuck in giant baggy clothes....n u have a piece of shit whip i bet even ur jizz smells like curry ya nasty ass |
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now why u gotta bring poetic into this rofl |
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LK y'all:  |
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You deny the jizz, yet you keep thinking about how it smells, how it looks, etc. You really want that jizz bad, huh? |
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stop fantasizin dude i didnt mention anything about what it looks like,i just said everything about u,ur car,ur house everything prolly smells like curry right down to ur jizz.....i'll leave u to keep ur "death jizz" for fletcher he's the only one who seems to like it |
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dude,i think u might be more coo coo than poetic...did u just draw me this?Rofl this might be worse than his love threads n multiple personalities |
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Damn, LK. You sprung on my jizz U got it, u got it bad When you're on the phone Hang up and you call right back U got it, u got it bad If you miss a day without your friend Your whole life's off track know you got it bad when you're stuck in the house You don't wanna have fun It's all you think about U got it bad when you're out with someone But you keep on thinkin' bout somebody else U got it bad Poor LK :( |
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If I drew it, you would have to scroll to the right for minutes just to see the entire stick figure. Come on now... |
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i met this alabnian chick that said she drank four and a half courts of spuls death jizz because it tasted like the best hummus she's ever had..ultimately she died... but i reserected her with the life jizz...which stereotypically tastes like ritz and velveeta... |
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LOL true story. Poor girl, she wanted to become a astrologist too. Many hopes and dreams :( |
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first u drawin me shit now u writin me shit rofl i think spul's in love |
It's okay, Lk. Once you accept it. It's all okay. It might burn a little. But something tells me you're used to it.
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the more i talk to u the weirder u get....u are actually weirder than poetic n thats pretty bad.at least he had a sense of humour u aint got shit
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see i knew something was up with that... she kept babbling on about the cosmos...i thought she found out i was an alien.. |
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Except that gooey substance you want oh so bad! : :evilgrin: |
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Interesting.... The simple fact that she survived the Death jizz, life jizz or not, makes me believe SHE herself could also be an alien. You might have found your soul mate with that one son "Outta this world nigga I'm so sci fi and I don't sit still I keep it moving like a drive by" :evilgrin: |
u almost have me speechless with ur weirdness dude rofl almost
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J, this one's a fighter son. You gonna have to hold her down while I spray her. Then I'll leave her for you and your life jizz to do the work.
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i life jizzed mother theresea the other day shit was epic....but yeah i'll hold her down... just so she can say she was resserected by my erection...mmmm...kittttttyyy
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or maybe i'll just leave u two lovebirds to jizz on each other rofl
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Word?? I think I accidently death jizzed her in the first place. It was honest mistake. I felt bad for days. This news makes me feel a lot better. But yessir, we might need some rhinosaurus tranq's too. Just to be safe |
or u could just use it on jett's horse u weird fuck lol...sounds like u just about ready to come out the closet rofl
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im not a jocky remember?
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Well, only if it's your closet and it's the middle of the night and you're not expecting a big load of death jizz landing inbetween the fat rolls on your face. :evilgrin: |
why dont u show me one of these "fat rolls" on my face dude rofl
how bout i zoom in to those nasty razor bumps or that thinnin hair of urs hahahaha |
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do wordplay with cosmos and the magizine and that could be a sick line relating it back to being an alien |
dude u also need a buzzcut lol
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There she go again! There ain't no box of donuts here, stop reaching fatty! |
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nah, its longer now too, i'm waitin till i can get my antonio bandares due goin |
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When she's stumped she does that. She'll just ignore your message and focus on a non-irrelevant point of it in hopes of starting another arguement hoping we all forget the question she doesnt wanna answer.... Cus she knows and soon as she throws a _ _ _ for a weight........it's time for her to leave. |
What's killin me in the bunny slippers pic is a dutch cracked wide the fuck open with no green fillin? Lmao...
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So in the pic with the bunny slippers, what kind of pizza were you eating before it was just a crust?
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I don't understand why your trying to put him down so much?
You obviously have some sort of fucking crush on him or something. You seem more retarded then your making him out to be. I don't even bother with this site that much because of bullshit like this. seriously GET A LIFE |
...ure a lil too late son we already battled...n u cant be talkin wit a name like icepick lol
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When did we battle?
i could care less about my name You look like a cross between LIL KIM and a cracked out J-lo. Your probably butt fucking ugly in real life... |
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i hate the slow folk.jett n i already battled numbnuts... u know whats wack?bein on here for 5yrs n STILL bein shook to post a pic post it up bitch |
well when you respond to my post with we already battled I thought you ment that we battled.
You act more retarded then anyone you have beef with. |
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of course a slow folk like yourself wouldnt make the connection between "you're too late" and "we already battled" moron.... post ur pic or stfu |
If you want I'll post a picture of my dick so you can have something worth dreaming about?
will that help? |
is ur face that hidious?rofl
no thanks on the nightmare offer tho |
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