Elevation is your true frustration, like Dickens w/o Great Expectations/
Leason be larned call it a revalation, to call you good is a total exgageration/
Meaning less like a snake's forked toungued hiss, minus the venom like a fag w/a lisp/
My bars hold heat like Stars, your wispers can't be heard like a broadcast from mars/
Improve ya lines n stregthen ya spine, cuz gello wiggles N ya soft like dimes/

dont bring this shit, u dont got game
cuz when u smell fear, you bounce just like ya name
this kids so wack, wats wit ur name dude
the kids version of mothafuckin snoop
quit, you lose, even tho u didnt begin
congratulations, u have earnd your first and last win

Go ahead diss my RB name, doesn't really matter cuz your Whackness' a Shame/
True lackof skillz and no one to blame, heatless on mic's and ya text the Same/
I'm tired of Son'n this Newb, time to Fact check and rethink ya 'Tude'/

Don't bite what ya can't chew, to Quote Mother Goose, "This Little Boy Blew"/
Does he need the Money? Or does he love the goo, either way this Punks-a-fool!/

Quit ya cracker jack flow, RB show'em the door, learn to Rap before ya post some more/

BOO fukin BOO this dawg be diisin himself
im slice u pin u up on a my MC trofe shelf
before i do ima scrap a leach and walk you around your hood
its funny but injoyin cuz you love it i new you would
I guess this enough head down leave in shame jus take it
your a fake mc thug net wanna be your a fake


peace

Tribal I'd Say You Suck But That Be A Compliment..
The Way I Rip Da Flow Apart Could Say I Was Holy Sent..
Know What I Meant.. Your Lyrics Couldn't Hit Me Like Bricks..
To Busy Trying To Find A D/R Circle Suckin On All The Dicks..
So Leave Tribal As Fucked Up As That Guy In His Sig..
But If It Wasnt For You I Wouldn't Have A Comedy Gig..

you got ya name cuz the shit u spit easy
thats not just possible, its definit for sheezy
please dawg, u really need to elevate now
seems u wouldnt even if u were in the clouds
learn from emcees that teach you a lesson
stop bein such a pussy and put out some aggression

Phoenix? oh! i already beat you in the battle,
you reincarnate faster than a tattle,
i'm like someone riding a horse and saddle,
or better yet, a man with a very large paddle,
smash ya ass, cause little phoenix j been bad,
so i'm gonna make your momma like you--sad

WHAT THE FUCK - HOW HAVE YOU WON 6 BATTLES/
HOW DO FUCK DO U EXPECT TO RIP PEOPLE BY SAYIN U RIDE SADDLES/
WAS YOU READIN WHAT YOU WERE TYPIN WHEN U WERE PUSHIN THOSE BUTTON/
UR WACK RHYMES R MAKIN MY MIND BLOWN LIKE SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION/
YOUR AVATOR SUGGESTES THATS ITS U WHO'S BLOWIN UP/
THE ONLY THING YOUR BLOWIN IS DICK WHEN UR SUCKIN COCK/

feeding off verses is as bad as rehearses
shit i seen more skill in blind bitches as nurses
ya also from england, can ya take it from ya profile
newbs like you are needed like viagra for the virile
this gazanova sure aint going like casanova
couldnt win a battle with a horseshoe, rabbits foot AND a 4 leaf clover......

Women don't love Deva, despite that lyin siggy...
Cuz Dev raps older and deader, than tha corpse of Biggie.
What's with all these Londonites, thinkin they can rap?
Did the Queen Mother turn ta hip hop, and start knighting crap?
If she did, than yo, Deva's soon to be suited in armor...
Cuz if she's lookin for crap, you can bet that, Dev is gonna charm her.

born to kill ur forever liven in chrits shadow
dont fucking talk back i tell you..hey!, *SLAP*, Bad Hoe
ur records not even good check the fuckin ratio
but to get half those wins im sure u performed bomb fellacio
u from texas? well watch me drop u in the electric
ur avy? obsessed with death born to kill is dimented

O lokk, phoeniix is startin to wine again
some crab him some cleenex,
he looked down and saw he had no penis
he jus noticed his balls are smaller than peanits
he bald and bare and nothing to show
but everythin ta hide and to grow

shut up bitch your illusion has been remixed
checked ur record after ur drop..wasnt surprised it would be this
sex jokes are played stupid and horrible
matter of fact ur shit is ignorable
hows that? u little bitch im spittin slittin ya wrists
make u scream like a little kid throwin tantrum fits

imma put this fire out wit red extinguishers...
wat tha fuck u thinkin noob to just linger here?
u bout to be lyrical shot up more than Vannila Ice...
and that's just bad...at least he knew that he was white...
u just tryin to be ill... fine i'll spit at u...
so u can use it in a freestyle to ur friends...maybe then then listen to u...
but til then... make sure ur mama tucks u in...
u'll soon be 1 to hundred... and FUCK ONE WIN!

Ok, that verse was lyrically horrible, im follow-your-wig//
Hey maybe u would spit fire, if you swallowed-your-sig!//
and your missing BIG, even faith evans pissed ya piss-stained flow//
Im well-trained no, your beggin GOD to be an angel!//
here i'll add my halo' an drop a bowling ball through the middle!//
your punches are fucking short? well because your fukkin little!!//
heres a riddle .. an angel in hell, is no-match to a mortal//
because your 2 underground to spit higher than my fore-flow//
you poor-hoe!//

Cannabarz a str8 Fag, comes equiped w/Handle bars ~N~ Peg Leg/

Grips behind his Ears and Gag Rag, not strange but Queer like a Tapped Keg/

His claim to Flame is his Limp Wristed Game, Swallowing Shotz ~N~ ain't Leaving No Stainz/

Just a quick Diss, and the Only Heat he brings is Pissed out of his Dick/

Mic check as I Spine Wreck his Whack-Ness like Broke Necks N Rough Sex/

Ya need to Retire cuz ya can't Fire HEAT...Broke Dicks just Dribble on Sheetz/

Bounce quit acting gangsta, drop the ounce
before I kill your speech an the words you announce
Doggy dog doggy haha how ingenius
bold your lines.. just to let every one know how much
he sucks penis..
1110 posts an 1-0 in battle
what's wrong with this dick rider someone tell wrangler to just insert a dildo in the saddle

This man's name says all there is ta say about him...
It's like he picked the motherfucker, straight off a whim.
No meaning, no emotion, he might as well not exist...
He's just like his rhymes, so he never shoulda spit.
Cuz readin him has bored me, cold made me sleepy...
Good thing, cuz I was too tense (2 tents) like a couple of teepees.

emcee murderer is only killin himself
but he doesnt realize that rappin is bad 4 his health
its he's around cuz he makes me look like slim(shady)
so if u want ur battle record2 go ^ just battle him
so i just killed him & left his body in tha gutter
cuz my wordz had cut rite thru him like a hot knife thru butter

Nymfo16...what can I say...Oh yeah...You suck...
Can't spell ya own name, and only lyrically gets fucked.
He has an Eminem siggy, and raps about him above...
All over Shady's dick, but it's that way with true love.
Keeps a bitch in his avy, so we don't suspect he's queer...
But he'll never score with women, cuz it's pussy he fears.
So ya know he hates tha mirror, the biggest one is there...
This kid's nothin but a bitch, ...and tha ladies don't care.

B2k old and still a newb wit scrollin text in ya sig...
Gave him a piece of my mynd fuck around and split his wig...
There appears to be no flows...like his well has dried up...
Chances of being merked who cares cuz i really dont give a fuck...
Truely keyed..give you half my name still cant have a piece of me...
Alicia keyed your verse..cuz its lines more played than fallin B...

blah...

WHAT THE FUCK MAN. HOW HAVE U GOT THAT RECORD/
READIN UR LINES FEELS LIKE A SPIKE THROUGH MY SPINAL CHORD/
IT HURTS ME TO SEE WEAK EMCEES THINK THEY ALL THAT/
NOW GO HOME SIT DOWN AND PUT ON UR THINKIN HAT/
U NEED TIGHTER LINES AND A TIGHTER ARSE RING - UR GAY - DEFINETLY/
ITS BEEN LOOSEND TOO MUCH FROM GETTING BUMBED FROM RON JEMERY/

THAT WAS TOO LONG, I CANT BE ARSED READIN IT/
WHATS UP SKOOL BOY - R U ILLITERATE/
UR JUST SUM WACK NEBY WHO HEARD OF THIS SITE/
U AINT RAPPED B4 COZ THAT DROP WAS SHITE/
WOT R U? A DUMB FUCK EMCEE BITER?/
U DINT EVEN LEAVE A TOPIC ON THE TOPICAL CYPHER/
TELL U WOT HOME BOY - GO READ A DICTIONARY/
AND CUM BACK WHEN UR PREPUBESENT LYRIC SCROTUM BECOMES HAIRY/
COZ UR A NEW EMCEE AND LYRICALLY IMATURE/
AND UR DAD'S GAY,H.I.V. INFECTED AND UR MAMMA'S A HORE?

lyrical blows, hit souls, and leave the largest bruises/
you shouldnt rap/... you better off if you fart to music/
you justa undercover loser cruzin/
just another fucker losin/.......idiot.../
i seen kids roll by on short buses smarter than you/
matter of fact/ ive seen bags of marshmellows harder than you
the only reason you got skill
is cause i was such a good father to you /
me and your mom really wanted a daughter/
but you/
came out instead/
your were blessed wit my blood / so you came out ahead/
..here,s a topic for your topical cypher/
"why i cant see GEEZY, or drop anything tighter"

fuck im spittin acid son, you must be fuckin sick-of-me-queer!//
he's from Las Vegas, well hes' gamblin his victory here!//
because that drop was fucking ugly, an his career his cheez, fly!//
fuck wheneva the kid drops!, mc's are like..Geez, Y?!!//
see, guy..even below you I come above, pull an all nighter!!//
the idiot speaks, an he's doin anything but following the cypher!//

blah...

leaving yo name at the bottom of the page
is brave stuff, bens, coz yer spouting out rage
hope you can dig this: yer taking some big risks
put down da mic dawg and go home and spin discs
its all yo fuckin good for (apart from being boywhore)
to every dawg dat wanders up and fucks yo ass raw

Yo i dont know why they call you sarg.
cause you couldent catch a cold rhyme if you caught s.a.r.s.
so hello wakeup ur rhymes all alone,
u can cock my dick back and watch it expload,
and envy my rhymes while ur sittin at home,
and the only way you could beat me is if you had a clone.

yo homie, u must be shit saying u can be beat
evn wif dat whack homie, u shudnt label ur defeat
u shud treat me wif respect and touch ma feet
i cud beat u if u had a clone and u'll be scared to meet
see u from texas, some bad ass bogan
i wouldnt classify ur rhyme as throwing
or spitting, u'll be dead rather than living
coming against me, u must be kidding
bak down homie, u dun know me
and its a joke u trying to out show me
im spitting like a snake, poisionous and deadly
ur a pussy, like u scared to shoot, homie hold da gun steady
get ready, ur rhymes are so far from SHORE, u cudnt pull into tha JETI
get it? now dun come bak u daym newb
lyriclesolja ma ass, piss off dude....

-1-

middle finger high when i fly by and pass this bitch/
you aint got a bright future and your past is dim/
geezy stretch across tracks like elastic / then/
snap back and slap ya men/ a bunch of bastard fags in tims/
yeah thats your click/ pissin on balls / yeah thats your dick/
the only heat you got im holdin in my hand/
now watch me ash it quick/
whats wrong you not high your hemp empty/
cause i know for sure you aint a fresh mc/
fuck with me you gone be a dead mc/
so go ahead and spit and let them see/
the true bitch in you / youll leave on your back with a doc stitchin you / prepped for sugery/ cut your raps out of rb fresh purgery/

:shoot: :shocked:

Ok queer, just wait-here and lemme get my emmo
cause that shit was the worst thread in this demo
heres a memo, read it son, I'm a periodic table
now hold your computer, an strangle yaself wit' the cable
because you were GAZin ya self up, now it's OVA
retarded soldier....couldn't win with a 4-leaf clover.

Cannabarz is undefeated, but he ain't battled nobody...
The talent in his merk list, is lookin pretty shoddy.
Comin outta Brooklyn, must be a wannabe of Biggie...
Only ya ain't a damn bit notorious, or smooth like Jay-Z.
More like a J Lo, ya know, she's from New York too...
Cuz I ain't never seen a kid, act a bigger ass and pussy than you.

if i send you a message or a letter dont take it peronally but i've seen better.
over 100 battles still all choppy, can't finished a good rhyme its all sloppy(J-lo was his finisher and taht rhyme is overused)

You Suck horribly and need never to post crap like that in here again. Read the rules! Six lines minimum! I am only leaving this post up so that everyone can diss on you!

Would the next two Cats kindly show this herb how it's done on RB! Much appreciated...
~Bounce~

^Haha, Nice Judgement!:thumbup:
-Axe

I'll do this for tha mods, cuz I'm pretty good at merkin...
Only Hot Hitz this kid has, are against tha towel when he's jerkin.
You deserve a played line like J Lo, cuz ya just a plain ole dick...
No flava havin motherfucker, surprised ya names not generic.
A million jackasses just like you, ya nothin new to me...
A dime a dozen? Nah, he's been marked down drastically.

With HOT HITz Catz spits must've burned his Witz/
Like the flames I SIC' reduced ya to charred gritz/
Diss a Vet like B2k, w/softy bar's easily folded like Fresh Clay/
Mold ya whacklines ~N2~ Real rhymes N RB might let ya Stay/
Like J-LO's Ass, your Worth just meet Reduction/
Cuz ya Can't 'Come Hard'... like Male Disfunction/

(still dissing HOT HITZ)

We have from L.A, the bouncedoggydog/
nigga just one ugly fuk, we should call him snoop dogg/
nigga swears he hot, its only crap he inflicted/
cuz his atavar for my rhymes, he's born addicted/
when u spit a hot rhyme, dat'll b the day/
it'll b when nobody noes cassius clay/
so just get off RB, wit ur wanksta gimmick/
and go reach the mentally-retarded clinic/


[No hate dawg] LOL

some dawgs really oughta give it a rest
fucks like fiddysen and tools like t-west
trying real hard to rhyme it slick like da Bard
(dat's Shakespeare dawg in case you need a cue-card)
but yer lines come out like my shit in the morning
after big nights out. here's your final warning:
the 'retarded-clinic' will just leave you bored
so get yo ass down to the braindead ward

props

I hate whore's
but i love the bitch that sold ^this pussy here
N i'd just use the grenade in his av, to blow a pussy bare
listen here, you're just an actor N ya scripts dead torn
heads gone
cuz you ain't famous, commin from where Mel's born
you're worn, N u get stripped shit like u were spaghetti
while I salut to seargent, slicin off his head with a machette...

^^^keystyle, i'll try next time prolly, this cypher's weak

nigga, dont explain dat was yur keystyle,
i keystyle everything, u cant beat my style..
yur weak thats y, u gotta defend ya wackness,
i kno my shits ill, u dont gotta pretend ya bastards..
my tactics'll have ya killed 730, by 7:31,
now my words is on the run, cuz dey juss recieved a murder one...

we Fall down, but we get up, we fall down but we get up
we fall down , but we get up,
for a saint is just a sinner that fell down, then got fucked
^^N that's real, see on him i'm bout ta have a christmas feast
cuz is saint was any gayer, he would be a friggin priest
dawg you've ceased to be a man, and you've ceased ta spit tight
N if you say u ain't a bitch, then Saint you a transvestite
this is light music, causin saint unusual bruisin
^N i can use that for an explanation, to say why saint's losin.....

yo 730 Shut up dawg Ya Structure Is seriously Whack
You Can't Rap, Punch lines Maken Ya Get Scared on Impact
Kill u In 20 Second Flat, as saiNT said u Got Murdered At 7:31
Ya Gonna Die Son, ur Diffenitly Gona Get Shoot By My Gun
wat Tactics Bitch Tell Me If Ya Wanna Battle PM Me Seriously
I Just Beat Ya Style Bitch U Just Got Killed By A Guy Named Uski