^gee whilickers...
YOU BIOTCH!!!!!
I should warn you back...

LMFAO! ! You guys have no idea how hard i laughed at that when i read it .. damn ..

I have the conversations that his "girlfriends" sent me... It's funny because he told me his mom was dead, and here this bitch goes and says some other shit...it's so sad.

XxECSxX: hey im mikes gf and we do madd shyt
DarK SkriP Sha: can you guys hop off
DarK SkriP Sha: God...even transvestites get up in the convo
XxECSxX: wtf r u talking bout
XxECSxX: all i am saying is mike is the best i eva had
DarK SkriP Sha: seems like size doesn't matter anymore does it?
DarK SkriP Sha: this is fake as hell...All of you need to go somewhere
XxECSxX: still, does to me and mike fills all my pleasures
DarK SkriP Sha: Like in front of a truck
XxECSxX: ??
DarK SkriP Sha: You people are getting locked down because of one person
DarK SkriP Sha: And of course, the best you ever had must be having issues wit you, seeing as he likes to cyber
XxECSxX: no hes gr8 in bed
DarK SkriP Sha: too bad ya sleep on the floor huh?
XxECSxX: yah to bad fo me...
XxECSxX: MIKE IS GOD IN BED!
DarK SkriP Sha: too bad we only have one God
DarK SkriP Sha: and it just so happens he doesn't have time to fuck in our time
XxECSxX: ya well i just joined a new religion and mike is the god of it cuz his dik up my pussy gives me orgasims everyday!
DarK SkriP Sha: Well...you have a pussy..what a surprise
DarK SkriP Sha: New shit happens everyday
XxECSxX: yah ask mike he should no hes stuck his dik up enough times
DarK SkriP Sha: his dick? wow....dumb bitches can't tell the difference from skin and plastic
XxECSxX: hel ya i can and his is long and BIG and i
DarK SkriP Sha: does his mom know about this?
XxECSxX: hmm idk i usually dont go runnin up 2 his mom and tll her we just had sex
DarK SkriP Sha: Really?
DarK SkriP Sha: well what a coincidence
XxECSxX: y the fuck is that coincadense?
DarK SkriP Sha: Nothing really
XxECSxX: wtf im out ..im feelin horny so i think ill go call mike
DarK SkriP Sha: Call mike...make sure you use the phone
DarK SkriP Sha: DUMB BITCH
XxECSxX: u think im dumb just cuz i fuck mike u got some problems
DarK SkriP Sha: No, but there are other reasons
XxECSxX: what do u know bout me?
DarK SkriP Sha: I know that your a liar
DarK SkriP Sha: and all your bullshit
DarK SkriP Sha: but hell, you can go fuck who ever you want
XxECSxX: kk thanx ijm glad i have ur peermission fuck u
XxECSxX: bi
DarK SkriP Sha: good
XxECSxX: bi
XxECSxX: then
DarK SkriP Sha: How much does he pay you though?
XxECSxX: i dont chrge that much
DarK SkriP Sha: No wonder he gets you
XxECSxX: yah riht
DarK SkriP Sha: quit with the warning dumbass
XxECSxX: y boi
XxECSxX: wring im
XxECSxX: i aint warnin u
XxECSxX: dumbas
DarK SkriP Sha: ....then tell your pussy nigga to stop
XxECSxX: who the fuck is my pusswy nigga
DarK SkriP Sha: Mike???
XxECSxX: he aint on
DarK SkriP Sha: right
XxECSxX: what he aint on aol how could be warning u?
DarK SkriP Sha: ...whatever bitch
XxECSxX: ya w/e
XxECSxX: cuz u dont know whatb u talkin bout
XxECSxX: w/e bi!
DarK SkriP Sha: Bye already
DarK SkriP Sha: go fuck that pussy bitch motherfucker
DarK SkriP Sha: or whoever he is....
XxECSxX: fine i will
XxECSxX: peace out!
DarK SkriP Sha: PEACE ALREADY
DarK SkriP Sha: BYE

Chattergab: hey..this is mike's ex
DarK SkriP Sha: GOD WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE????
Chattergab: i love mike so much why do u say mean stuff to him
DarK SkriP Sha: Why do you find time to bother me? Shouldn't you pathetic people be jumping off a bridge now?
Chattergab: noo
Chattergab: noo i love mike too much i wouldnt throw it away for him..
DarK SkriP Sha: Throw what away? the garbage you call your life?
Chattergab: good bye
DarK SkriP Sha: Your gonna kill yourself?

You realise, he prolly just made that name and it was him talking to you ?

^I realized that...or whatnot, and I did quote around 'girlfriends'...
I knew it was one of his friends, because the first one was definately obvious.

Prolly? No.



Certainly? Yes.

People are just sick!

oh my fuckin christ, allah, and buddha yo i swear i just pissed my pants when he opened his mail and said "Yo thats a dick"

i almost had a fuckin heart attack!

^ Why the fuck did you up this when its fucking month's old you moron?

I hate stupid kids like you.

threas should close by themselfs after so long...

.. or get a moderator in here to fucking close them to save newbs doing this bullshit ..

*shakeshead*

Ill....nothing else to say..bu ill....