I like to eat canisters of turtles.

no you dont....

yo mama.....word

whatsgood yah...

Canisters of turtles are only good sauted in murder.

like fish pancackes nah sayin

Or gourmet cheetos.

I have a bionic penis.

I have a Robotic Waffle.

I have a crown compilated of onion glass.

theres only 6 of those in the world

I have a basilisk made of toilet paper.

Barry envied the way the hills were spoken for :o.

Plato believed that the universe revolved around doughnuts.

On another note, doughnuts are actually made from cheerios, which are doughnut seeds.

Like a peanut turns into a tree.

another rarity..