Faster than a speeding baby.

We give Daubs a microphone and he begins singing like Brett Anderson. But he looks like George Busey if he was a gargoyle and so he feasts on krumpets and drinks tea from the infamous well of unforgiving sevens.

The alphabet adds a new letter to itself. N.

People don't believe in Santa, so Saint Nick creates a monkey made of chinese teenagers and chinese finger traps.

They ward off all attacks on Kein Witz for one turn and subdue all creatures on the playing field.

This was known as the 1931 Sex Socks Scandal.

werdness.................:shoot:

YOU WIN!!!! OKAY! Fucking gooch clamp.

I will not settle for this.

They rename light 'Maximus'. So Maximus was literally screwed into a socket and was electrocuted by a BOLT OF MINOR INCONVENIENCE. He is also made footless by the unbearable 'TAKE AWAY SHOE AND THEN BE ATTRACTED BY A COLORFUL BUTTERFLY' spell.

In other news, I am forbidden to think about George Clooney...

But that episode of Saved by the Bell.


...Eight Oceans...


HAHA...

I have failed you all.

I need a new name you fucking creative cock sucker.

I will not accept your surrender without setting basic standards for living by Martha Stewart, who is the alias of Elton John.

Ya dig? -nods, eyes wide, shovel in hand, the metal "blade" part covered in blood-

Hes right......

Only if you presume such.

ok how bout Execution.........lol.....like it?????

i plan to pass pen n paper.

Blao!!! Blao!!! Blao!!! Blao!!! Blao!!!

pass pass! pass!! pass!!! idont get it......lol bitch fuck u ill pass u......lolj/p

Like writing notes....

maximus the gladiator...................ARGGHHH!!!