^lol..

What MuhThugga said in male symmetry..

LMAO

aha fo sure.......lol

[color=blood red]Somebody Fightin' Because Of Some Shit Lil' Jon Told 'Em To Do In A Song.....Ahahahahahaha[/color]

"HIT THAT NIGGA! U SCARED, MUHFUCKAAAAA!!!" :laugh:

aight ever set off the fire alarm, coz ure sick of the fvckin quee to the bar, it works try it ahahah.....or before they start spining the tunes shout theres a fight out-side, all thefvckin clun runs out, the bars free, an all i can say is 2 WKD's pa'lease.

[Timbaland:] That Shit Ain't Gone Work

^Only works in England..
..When a dude gets a drink thrown in his face..
With the glass included.

aha yep....

^or they dance with you till u think you might actually get a piece and then they leave at the very end 'cos their friend is waiting'

and when drunken friends try to chat up women...look like total arses
then you apologies and make a move for the ho's

guys who are so desperate for a shag they go for the girls who wiegh "215 with low self-esteem".

dont act like you've never been there.^^

[color=blood red]^^Nah, I've Never Went Lookin' For A Wrestlin' Match....[/color]

a few experiences:

- when ur just about to take a girl back to ur apartment and the power goes off....u reach for ur beer in the dark and tip another one over....then the power comes on and your girl is soaked and ur hand is still hangin over the tipped glass.

- when ur friend from out of town comes to visit and u make fun of a sleazy goth chick/hooker all night who's sittin at the other side of the bar, then u get tired and leave ur friend at the bar cus he wants to stay a bit longer....wake up the next mornin and the sleazy goth/hooker is sleapin on ur couch.

- tryin to pick up chicks when u don't speak their language and they don't speak english and convince them to come back to a hostel room wit 20 other people sleeping in it. (worked once, lol)

- walking into a hell's angels bar full of 6 ft 250 lb bikers and walking strait out the back door.

- chicks that can't wait to take a piss in the ladies room and decide to go into the guys.

- clubs that turn the lights on to get people to leave. (scary shit....)

the light coming on^^

when the lights come on and some dude realises that hes standing in a puddle of sick

when people lean on the bar....and jump back coz they didnt notcie the spilled beer which is covering 75% of the surface. (always happens when i wear my best shirts as well, fuck)

rucks that happen in bathrooms so the boucers wont notice

when 2 women fight and every bloke in the club runs over to egg them on

When you try to go up and talk to a cute girl and her ugly friend jumps out of nowhere inbetween you two hissing like a cat....