[B]OKay listen,

If you want to have a battle go into the [URL=Front Lines]Front Lines[/URL] and then go into [URL=http://community.rapbattles.com/forumdisplay.php?f=13]Bitch Slapped[/URL] and make a new thread.[/B]

i hear all these mother fuckers talkin
know that my shoes are to big to walk in
i dont think ryan wanna be dyin
he must be lyin so i will show him my iron
ruff ridah can handel beer he drinks cider
i got his girl and tied her to a chair and fried her
then you walked in so i had to hide her
i really should have lied her, on the bed
and force her to give me head
then ride away on my mo-ped
any way im kinda goin off the subject
cant get a new car you wud get your dubs wrecked
in your rhmye u used the same thing twice
do u want your neck to get a nice slice
so ur body is eaten by lice and mice
ile pay the price that i will never see christ
cause im goin straight to hell
or livin my life in a prison cell
oh well at least i got to hear you yell
as you fell to the floor
and i stole your four four
now your ass aint here no more
every one acts so fuckin hard
on the inside ur as soft as lard
and like to plant flowers in ur fuckin yard
yeah its the white boy from the uk
your right ruffridah ur shit is gay
so step ur fat ass out of the way
this month is april but ile step into may
im so ahead of u i dont need to say
u have to pay to lay ur bestfriend ray
in the hay but u fuck the horse to hear it go nay
go back too the bay talkin bout judgement day
cause ur like will smith ur rhymes always miss
and u cant really diss dont forget u asked for this
the only girl u can kiss is ur older sis
so u just stick to ur wrist and take a piss
so uve always got ur dick in hand
u take so much care of it its even tanned
and you brought it its own land
maybe u will get the chance to strap on a rubber band
if u see a dead body washed up on the sand

ok first off that shit wasn't my best
so you need to quit talkin before i put you to rest
so before i blow your ass away...give me your last request
i aint like no will smith...i don't play the wild wild west
i respect you now cuz you layed it down and put it to the test
no one aint actin all hard...well i aint
you just tryin to diss cuz you jealous...that's just how you are
i know you think you got bitches galore...you might...but i got much more
you chokin on your rhymes and you don't make a sound
i wonder why...you got a dick in your mouth
talkin shit to me is takin the wrong route
cuz if you do that to me...i'll straight take your ass out
so you need to check your self and stop fuckin around and stop crossin your boundaries
you gonna get layed out so stay the fuck from around me
you call yourself a cake killa but you is a fake killa
so shut the fuck up before i pull out my 9 milla
my shit will be poppin to the break of dawn
now the songs over and the best is gone
so calm your ass down and set everything straight
before you do somethin dumb and make a big mistake
so stop callin yourself this and that
and think fast and kiss my white naked ass
you bitch, you need to quit before i bust yo lip
here is my middle finger now
whoops it's upside down
let me turn the motha fucka around
and if i confused you then it means FUCK YOU!

i wanna battle sumbody it don't matter who y'all just get at me...

half of ruffridahs shit dont even rhyme
miss fiya looks as sweet as lemon and lime
for her of got the time cause she look so fine
i will make her mine as we sip on wine
all u other mother fuckers wait in line
but if she will decline ile pop her with my nine
then ile bone her and say i fucked her to death
i dont know what happened she just ran out of breath
i dont really care if u get offended
ive said it now so it cant be mended
if u like u can act like i pretended
go ahead i insist i didnt kill the a1 lyricist
she slit her own wrist
"but what r those marks"
oh theyre from her own fist honest
she was the one i loved and always kissed
she wasnt even on my to kill list
as i see her sprit fly though the mist
i was happy but i had to act pist
livin her dream of bein an actriss
notice that i havent used the n word
i cant cause im white its so obsurd
but i will still step on u like a turd
im white, english, 16 & and a nerd
i just want that shit to be heard
wot sounds better than the rhymes of miss fiya
the sound that comes from a fuckin blow dryer
u shouldnt be rappin u should sing with mya
or better yet retire and go on the street and let someone buy ya

i just wanna say most of ruff ridahs shit is a copy
and when he is with men his dick is never flopy
he also loves romance and is very very sobby
peter piper picks peppers but he will pick a poppy
with this im never serious it is just a hobbie
but it would be perfect to do it for a check
i like and expect that u show me respect
but this is a battle so i cant accept
to me the the insect ive gotta disect
til ur lyin on the table open necked
and completly wrecked

i wish one of u bitches would come and fuck with wsk

battle any one?
 

i'll sit back n listen to all-a-da wack rap, spread tha anthrax infectin' ya bitch ass, i'm new, but-i-see that everybody spits crap like ya bodies backwaads load a gun n blast that, my spot-less spec-tacula va-nacula drain ya blood like tha fuckin' rap dracula, like caroline i will leave you in a dark ditch you aint home but this is is where your car park bitch, a yo, im nutty-er then a squrrel turd flip a fuckin' verb to a nown make a new word, straight-up, if you wanna get fucked up ruffed up scuffed up throw ya hands up

what!!! :cussing:

[QUOTE=WSK]i wish one of u bitches would come and fuck with wsk[/QUOTE]
lets go bitch :gfy: :thefinger

[QUOTE=Ruffridah187]
and think fast and kiss my white naked ass
you bitch, you need to quit before i bust yo lip
here is my middle finger now
whoops it's upside down
let me turn the motha fucka around
and if i confused you then it means FUCK YOU![/QUOTE]

first of all, some-a-da lines in-your-shitty-rymes aint even yours, im laughin', in my fuckin' porche, of course... i will pick-up your stolen line-fuck up ya broken ryme-n shatter ya crooked spine, although... i assume you aint got a spine n on top a that suckin' dicks how you spend ya time, a yo... this bitch, needs to be booted, and if you fart i'll say ya pussy just pooted, i'll leave you up rooted fucked ya heart stop, pull the glock pop pop i neva stop and i neva let a beat drop 'less i call it hot, so walk away, you'll get blazed like crack rock :laugh: :thumbup: :gfy: :thefinger

who wants a piece a-da wise guy pie?

[QUOTE=crzywhtekid91588]you aint crazy so stop sayin you are[/QUOTE]


BOTH A YALL IS BITCHES :thefinger

Sexy...
 

yo,whoever wanna battle just step,and ill slap tha taste right out ur mouth :nono: :thefinger

A YO... FIRST OFF, THAT WAS GAY I GOTTA SAY, THIS AINT TRAINING DAY SMACK ME UP NO WAY, I'LL PUT 'CHU IN A CELLA LAUGHIN AT YOU ALL DAY, I'LL NEVA GIVE YOU FOOD ONLY STRAIGHT PARROT BAY, OR GIN, I GIVE A FUCK IF IT IS A SIN, IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN A ELSE IT GETS THE WATER AGAIN, SO BITE ALL THA MOVIE LINES THAT 'CHU WANT, I'LL KILL MOM YA DAD AND YA FUCKIN' AUNT

[QUOTE=crzywhtekid91588]yo who wonna battle dawg holla at me if you wanna battle[/QUOTE]







a yo u fucking wack nigga my name sheist xl
holla back fuckin garbage iight

My name is Ruff, definiton...VILLAN!
Mad at me cuz we stealin.
So call the po-lice, because that's all you can do.
Stayin still untill i make a move.
You...i think i got more competition.
But i think i'll tear you up and i'll have you seein double vision, have you wishin you could be me.
I am gonna shit on you so hard...with no questions asked.
This will be the end of the session with no re-match.
So this is where i crouch and attack and flatten you so bad that you have a heart attack.
In the last battle,i was lackin and slackin.
I didn't think he was good, so i ended up facin the facts.
But lets not get into that story.
I'll pull a different one out...from the fonie category.
He think he is a killa...bitch please...i'll grab the 9 milla and have you on your knees.
Yea i think i said that i was Akron's finest.
You can also call me your highness.
I'll drop you with the slightest rhyme.
Have you tryin to think of a comeback all at the same time.
I started here...not quite ready yet.
Then i realized, theres better competition on the in-ter-net.
I'm gonna come to get what i want, front and center.
Yea and this time i will hit ENTER.Cake Killa...you worse than GKillaz.
You both got somethin in common...you both fake killas.Don't fuck with me cuz i'm the illest.I'll diss on you untill the rhymes fulfill us.
Picture me as The Rock.I'll make you hit rock bottom.
That's what i do to every one...i drop um'.
You want a piece then come and get some.
I'll hit you so hard...you won't know where it came from.
I'm gonna put this shit away and save it for another day.
Spit somethin bitch...let's see what you have to say.