hey bebe im back just got back from work n let me tell ya there are some messed up people that just are stupid its funny...some lady with a lisp kept yellin at her daughter to put the candy back and the daughter kept puttin it on the conveyer belt...ill try to cheer ya up with some jokes if i can think of any

i have dyce to translate it

lmao can u imagine sleeping with someone with a lisp?? i would laugh if he started talking

^I like you already:)

i like u too lucas...i wanna be on one tree hill with u :love:

ever seen cable guy my aunt use to have a lisp like that when she was little lol...

i used to date a guy with a studdering problem...it ended quickly cause when we'd get into it he'd start to studder and shit made me laugh poor guy

it was so hard not to laugh today i had to call my manager because a retard literally left her money on the conveyer and the money was sucked in and that was all she hah

i went to publix today and some fat lady was weighing herself on the weight machine they have on the front of the store...it's huge so u can see the numbers clearly y would u wanna weigh urself in public?? :huh:

^^^haha im sure with the moans the stutter was even louder

yeah and if he talked he was like ooooooo sssssaaaaaannnnndddddyyyyy and i'd start to laugh

well im skinny so i would weigh myself n it read like 140 then id act like it was a success story n eat some ice cream...lol...i have such a high metabolism

most guys do u lucky ass bastards

haha, what if you had a lisp with a studderin problem, wow, and you were fat, with a mullet, ahaha, not that would be the shits

haha omg mullets are hilarious i saw a kid that looked like joe dirt and his dad was so red neck i just smiled when they came threw my line and they act like they know everything