*shirt.........

"what has 52 teeth and holds back the great one eyed monster?.......my zipper"

or a little smooth one

"girl, hersheys makes over 100,000 kisses a day. all im askin for is one"

and if they try and be stupid and say "MP3's!!! hehe" or sum shit.. be like "aight, you want me to EMPTY 3 NUTS IN YO MOUTH!!!"

u didnt make that shyt, so why you claimin it? u knwo dayum well you didnt make that shit up

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Do you want to see something swell?

Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".


Posters



If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!

do you play the trumphet cuz your making my really horny?

I may not be fred flintstone or willma flintstone but atleast I can make ur bed rock. :laugh: