lmao realizes its cali and hes been drinkin my piss
and hes wearin tha panties still laughin at kool

spul, y duz ur hampster smell exactly like human shit????? but it duz add sum extra flaver wen i smoke it in tha bong, werd

*hands e-gat to Motif while he takes a shit*

Mike gave me the E-Gat so if anyone fucks around,YOUR FUCKED.

*Opens el Beero*

*lights El Dutcho??*

*CA$per sees a bear* wut will do now casper? ... wut WILL u do??? werd

*call Smokey Of Course...smokey Is Chill Wit All His Bear Peoples...number=1-800-smokesdabear*

passes bear bong bear get stoned from tha shit hamster and leaves casper alone./

LOL, only YOU can prevent forest fires, werd

*brings K-y For All Tha E-bitches To Get Crunk Wit In Da Inflateable Pool*

*sees spuls dog humpin the hamster..takes another hit...and says this is some good shit*

*laughs At Nelson Not Realizing Hes Really Dream/sleep Walking Upstairs....pushes Nelson Down Tha Stairs And Laughs Histarically*

*Steals joint from Nelson, takes a hit, walks out.*

*says Good Riddens, Dont Let Tha Door Hit Ya Where Tha Good Lord Split Ya*

*wakes up on his back...takes another hit and stands up on the table and announces he is going streaking who wants to come?*