village pimp didnt make that shyt... i hear that a lot

"those clothes look good on you, but so do I"

"me+you+sex=fun"

heh... I don't need pick up lines. ;)

My favorite


Nice shoes lets fuck

are their mirrors in your pants?
no.
cuz i see me in them.......

That ur tongue on my dick?
Do u want it to be?

I may not be willma flintston or fred flintstone but atleast I can make your bedrock.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

most f'd up lines ever....
 

" I need someone really bad..... are you really bad?"

ok... I took some of Fresh prince's shit and uh... chged it up some to fit my style ... what's really f'd up is these sort of work,

"Girl, your legs must be tired... cause you been getting chased by a serial killer through my mind all day"

"girl, you're so fine I'd like to plant you and grow a whole field of you all.... and then cut up the heads and use em to make bread and cereal"

"did it hurt? did it hurt? when that thing happened to your face... that looks painful... do you want to cuddle?"

and the end-all most f'd up line ever!!!!

"baby, I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from"

at least I thought that was the worst one ever... till i came up with this....

"baby, I'd eat your baby just to see where it came from"

I strongly recommend that last one LOL

^^^ you fucked up kid

thats actually funny, ima use that one yo

agreed.......................... :shoot:

........ wha?! wha?! weerd!

Hey, Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Girl says: Ummm no?

Enough to break the ice...my name is yadda yadda

9th v.S jack gon be hot one. :(

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.