Yeah, you're an amateur dumper and I'm a man dumper.

if you knew ANYTHING about dumps, which clearly, you dont, you would know that dumping is a united thing. Only one type.

the toilet paper is all green, and the shit looks like a fucking chia pet

I say the ones right after you eat really spicy food that make it feel like you are shitting out all your stomach acid and shit. Then the diarrehea version of that is enough to start dialing 911. :(

When I faught for this girl named melissa and got suspended. When I came back everybody told me she said we broke up. And when I talked to her she was like "oh baby I thought you were expelled I moved on".

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Yeah, those suck, but one thing I can enjoy is knowing I just pushed a beast out. The most annoying ones for me is when you sit there and push and it feels like a complete man dump, and then only one-two small dumps come out and you're just sitting there pissed off about the waste of time and shit.

nah see... ya'll actin like you know about pro-dumping. But look, I've seen my share of dumps and uh... well, I'm just pro.

Alright, i think im gonna sit the rest of this conversation out.

Man, WHAT.. THE.. FUCK?

Dude, if you have never experienced the tear of the dump you can barely classify yourself as a rookie dumper.

Well that's your opinion. You just need to expand your horizons on views of dumping.

But yeah, the other one that ties for worst for me is when you're not by a bathroom, but you KNOW you're about to shart your pants. So, you try and play it cool but totally shotgun blast your shorts and so you have to walk a retarded and sit like an idiot to try and avoid sitting in your own dump. Those ones suck.

Well, sharting in itself sucks.

Dude, I am like the Buddha of dumping. My knowledge is like that of Jesus or something. And so, when I say if you've never felt the tear of the dump I am right. Just don't dump for a few days then unleash it and you'll upgrade to a mediocre dumper.

the worst dumps are the soupy ones, they shoot out ,like comets

fine, crazy asshole, you win. But this is not over, I will reign over the dumping scene in future events of shit-taking. mark my words, MARK.MY.WORDS.