Nah, cat son, cat.

Man I tried that once... and I forgot the number I was wanting... went to the wrong room and almost got raped by a large white thing.

So write it down, Shit. its worth it!

She's staying in a room with her dad and her brother.

There will be no fucking of her.

then just write her a note, and tell her you're gonna slip it under the door at 11 pm. so be ready.

That's how my friend Tim got fired.

Its worth it, its legit.

But if Daddy gets note... he gets pissed and either, a) tells my boss or b) gathers up his essays

either way it's adios amigo de Roberto

Chloroform is your best friend.

Just say it wasnt you if you get caught.

But i already got wrote up for all of the following the past month:

No Call / No Show
Being late to Work
Using My Cell Phone At The Desk (3)
Leaving To Get Food
Sexual Harrassment (3)
Using The Internet (2)
Threatening A Guest
Leaving Work Early Without Permission (2)

roflfl @ sexual harassment, prolly the REAL story behind the business woman.

Lmao...and you're on the net now?

lol... we're not going into the sexual harrassment

But I was hitting on these three girls after I got off work... and they were college cheerleaders and shit... and like I called up some of my boys, and we kinda hung out and shit, and there might have been some stripping, but nonetheless, the coach filed a complaint with the hotel :(

Yes.

Cuz I'm working by myslef.